Molly McAleer
Molly McAleer lives in Los Angeles with her chihuahua and can be found on Twitter (@molls) and on Instagram (@itsmolls). Her writing has appeared on your television, your Internet and the bathroom walls of your favorite cyber cafes.
100 Worthwhile Things You Should Always Be Working On
Making decisions based on the greater good, not your personal gain.
6 Things You Secretly Want More Than Anything Else
Why can’t you just walk down the street in 2015 with a fat ass joint lit knowing that, even if it’s not necessarily LEGAL in your state, the police have better things to do?
I Bought A New Car And Almost Shat My Pants
And thinking about that—the fact that I’m older and my decisions (even if I need help being led to them) are starting to feel more and more permanent —makes me want to shit my pants.
13 Painfully Simple Things We Can All Work On To Become Better People
Hi, my name is Molly and I’m deeply not perfect.
80 Things I Will Tell My Teenage Daughter
“If you make a decision you know I won’t be proud of, call anyway.”
9 Instagram Accounts You Secretly Love To Follow
The ones that you secretly screengrab and send to your friends to laugh at, but would never repost—because knowing about them/enjoying them is too embarrassing to own up to.
10 Insane DIYs That Lifestyle Bloggers Need To Stop Pushing On Normal People
1. Mason jar salads
10 Relationship Cliches That Are Ruining Your Expectations (And Two That’ll Keep You Strong)
“There are plenty of fish in the sea.” No, baby. There are not PLENTY.
11 Things The West Coast Needs To Import From The East Coast
“I don’t want a goddamn tortilla-wrapped egg.”
Talking Points: The Season Premiere of The Bachelor
I’m going to cross my fingers, dive in and devote the next three and a half months of my life to this program because when it comes to reality television, I am basically a barren cat lady who still uses AOL Dial-Up.
20 Things That Are Secretly Turning You Into An Insane Hoarder
Please get rid of anything that looks like a litter of puppies has been born on it.
13 Signs You’re The Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
Psycho, much?