Miller DeYoung
Miller DeYoung may be the angriest man in San Francisco. He spends his miserable hours record-collecting and watching crows. His girlfriend calls him an old soul with a hooker’s heart of gold.
You can find him on Twitter @DaYungMiller.
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Miller DeYoung
10 Reasons Baby-Boomers Need To STFU
These two decades were the formative years for the Baby-boomers. Their glory days. Then, they came of age in the Eighties. They sold-out and bought-in.
10 Reasons Neither Cats Nor Dogs Are The Best Pet – You Need To Get A Monkey!
8. When you’re really bored you can act out scenes from Friends reruns between Marcel the monkey and Ross or Joey.
16 Ways Your Plastic Surgery Scared The Sh*t Out of Me
It was so traumatic for me that I scribbled down some of my thoughts about all the faces I saw in Los Angeles.
10 People Who Really Need To STFU
4. FRIENDS WHO ARE STILL SENDING CANDY CRUSH INVITATIONS ON FACEBOOK
I Wish I Could Be A Pickup Artist
The other day I was telling a guy I know that if my girlfriend ever left me, I’d start reading those PUA websites and become a follower of that cult of priapic wisdom because I’ve always secretly wanted to be…
11 Things You Learn From Watching Porn From Around The World
Do you like sex? Of course you do, you’re a human being looking at the Internet.
Death By Lethal Erection
Do you know who the poster boy is for the death penalty?