Mike Zacchio

Too much Axe, and everyone around you will distance themselves from you for associating yourself with them; but just the right amount will do wonders.

Let’s face it – depending on its location and size, if someone has a tattoo, you’re going to look at it.

In honor of the former boy band’s unofficial holiday, I decided there was no better day than to list the top five *NSYNC songs of all-time.

Silence is golden, but not realistic.

Regardless whether you’re a male or female, before you settle down with the one you care most about, you should go through a promiscuous phase at some point in your life.

We are not “upstate” New York.

Going to the movies is a great idea for a date night.

Running into each other at the mall is not stalking. Him adding you on Facebook is not stalking. My personal favorite: Him calling or texting you after you gave him your number is not stalking. Stalking is a serious criminal offense and a term that shouldn’t be thrown around loosely.

A true best friend is not just the person you can tell anything to. They’re not just the person you can be a complete goofball with. They’re not just the person who “just gets you” on multiple levels.

We’re genetically biased to justify things in our head. Our minds want to believe that there’s always a reason it was someone else’s fault something went wrong, when in reality we’ve probably screwed up more than one situation and we just don’t – or refuse to – see it.

Regardless of my long-term desires, I also know that it most likely isn’t going to fall into my lap or happen tomorrow, so, I date.

Friendship has a life of its own. The best example I can use is that friendship is like a plant, in that it needs to be cared for regularly, with the right amount of attention. Long lapses of neglect will only result in the death of its existence. Too much attention and you will ruin it.

You can break a bone, then work to rehabilitate it. Even if you’re somewhat careless in the process, you’ll more than likely make a full recovery anyway.

The overall message in Jones’ song is that the ladies in his life were never really gave him the time of day until he started to make it big.

Maybe it’s growing up and maturing, but not only do I not want my next relationship to be FBO, I strongly oppose it.

Regardless of which role you’re in — the prisoner or the warden — it sucks.

The problem with dating in the world of hook-up culture is that nobody wants to be exclusive anymore. Nobody wants to commit to anything, really. People are always weighing their options to see if there’s something better out there.

You can call me for anything.