Michelle Toglia

We love you, guys, but these things are making us crazy.

If you’re not on this list and bummed about it, don’t worry. This isn’t necessarily people who are more satisfied with their sex lives or more passionate in bed, just the ones getting more action than you and pretty much everyone you know. Remember, kids quality over quantity. And, if all else fails, move to Miami.

The number one first-date killer? You’re in for a shock.

Dressing for freezing temperatures is a huge pain in the butt — and it’s even worse when you’re getting ready for a date. And men have some things to say about what we wear.

To discover guys’ I-really-wish-I-hadn’t sexcapades, we went right to the source.

We’re just going to give you the cold, hard facts and let you make an educated decision yourself on these people who are more likely to cheat on you.

And aside from bettering their bodies and minds, women who work out are great catches. Total girlfriend material.

Make sure he thanks you for keeping him in tip-top shape.

Now, you have two choices: make an exception — just this one time — and do it anyway or say “not tonight, buddy.”

Something about a big nose always makes me think they have a great personality — funny, strong, full of life.

Swoon when you see dads wearing babies? ‘Aww’ when you see a daddy and daughter playing at the park? Heart melt when your hubby reads to your son? Us too.

Sometimes other things take priority. Like bacon.