Michael Malice

6 Ways To Tell If You Have A Bad Literary Agent

Landing a literary agent is the first professional goal that most aspiring writers give themselves. An agent is industrial proof that you have talent—actual, marketable talent—and aren’t just some jerk with pipe dreams plodding on with a pet project.

How To Tell That You’re Old

I turned thirty-eight earlier this year. If I’d asked myself during my early twenties whether that would make me old, my answer would have been an unabashed “yes.”

How To Speak North Korean

To call North Korea “crazy” is wildly inaccurate, because the Kim regime has an enormous amount of self-awareness.