Michael Malice

My big concern was that going on a cruise would be like going to Vegas, except on water instead of in a desert.

Having abs (for me at least) is like having gone to Harvard: It’s the sort of thing you have to mention within minutes of meeting anyone.

What do Bill Kristol, Jeb Bush, Elizabeth Warren, Ted Cruz, and Glenn Beck all have in common? Donald Trump has destroyed their will to live.

Every political ideology has its own factions. In order to define themselves, members of these groups often engage in the “No true Scotsman” fallacy.

6. Photos with someone else’s kids

While Hillary may be president come 2017, in 2015 she’s basically Kimmy Schmidt.

2. The driver will be extroverted.

1. It holds corporations and the government to different standards.

1. Nancy Reagan was rumored to give the best head in Hollywood.

A decent cologne is pretty much indispensable to every adult male’s life.

This past Saturday saw Thought Catalog’s Fifth Anniversary party, here in beautiful scenic Brooklyn.

Traveling to North Korea will permanently and tremendously change your perspective on many things.

As impossible as it sounds, The Interview gets it right about North Korea. They hit every important point and nailed the overall message.

If a team delivers poor work, then, all things being equal, a disliked person will be the first to get the blame.

It seems to be a universal truth that getting the flu affects our minds far more than it affects our bodies.

Human rights don’t apply to humans once they’re in our custody, because reasons.

You should oppose socialized law for the same reasons that you oppose socialized medicine.

Being a cop is the only profession where it’s not only appropriate to yell at strangers—it’s necessary.