15 Things Only People Who Play Mujo Understand

I hate Dionysus, that useless fool.

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Mujo

1. You are too liberal with the UP button.

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2. You try to save your lightning bolts until you absolutely need them.

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Mujo

I’m screwed.

3. You groan and moan when you get to level 46 and see you have to beat a monster with 1,100,000 health, but you’re going to do it anyway.

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Mujo

Hahahaha, yep.

4. You think the game is out to get you.

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Damn the bombs!

5. Waiting to combine blocks feels like work.

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Mujo

6. But watching it go from 9,000 to 10,000 feels good.

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Feels good man.

7. And you know it’s easy sailing from there.

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8. Until you hit the bomb stretch.

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Mujo

No…no….please…

9. The game is out to destroy your hard-earned sword blocks.

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Mujo

See this? This is a bomb block. They fucking suck.

10. You feel anxious every time you destroy the block chains.

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11. When your character gains a level, it feels like you’re celebrating your first born’s first birthday.

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12. You bet yourself that you’ll get Dionysus when you open the orange treasure chest.

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13. You try to reason with yourself that it’s only a game when a bomb destroys your 500,000 sword block chain.

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Still, I’m going to uninstall this.

14. You hate going against Medusa because that means you have to defeat her in 20 turns.

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15. The daily lightning bolt recovery screen is like winning the lottery.

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Mujo

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