20 Hilarious Twitter Spelling Mistakes That People Can’t Stop Making

Twitter is the land of word vomit and no spell check.

By Michael Koh

Updated 11 years ago, May 13, 2014

1. 80HD (ADHD)

Alicia suffers from 80hd im sure 🚶🚶🚶

— Si'von will do (@MissPowerRanger) May 8, 2014

I can never pay attention when I do my homework I must have 80HD

— Lafonda (@Daddy_Jasmine) May 7, 2014

My 80HD is getting out of control!!!!!

— kate ❤️ (@kayy_zee) April 7, 2014

I think I have 80HD

— nathan▲ (@IzNathan) March 17, 2014

i can never pay attention in class smh i must have 80HD

— fvckrick (@fvckrick) February 27, 2014

2. Porch (Porsche)

If I wanna be that lady driving a porch in a white suit when am dragging my self to get up I play this lol and work pic.twitter.com/uuGrq898wv

— Bee ❤️ Ortega (@beeortega07) September 25, 2013

what makes taxis think they own the road? mate you aren't driving a porch, you're driving a cab. so stop thinking you have priority #rude

— Ayron Brindley Avery (@AyronBA) June 30, 2012

I know you drive a porch but driving on the other side of the road is just not ok

— Liz McGovern (@LIZ_L3MON) July 25, 2012

` I just told my dad I wanna drive a porch to prom or we doin a helicopter. :) lol rt. #teamfollowback

— ` Oreo STRAPPED♡♥ (@LoyalPrettyOreo) February 11, 2012

3. 16th Chapel (Sistine Chapel)

Your tellin me Michaelangelo painted the 16th chapel blind? Fuck outta here

— Fenn (@fend_that_over) May 7, 2014

16th Chapel over a Triscuit pic.twitter.com/pefP0Duz1c

— Teddie Guerrero (@TedGilliam) March 2, 2014

Justin's new tattoo is probably a mural of the "16th chapel" just so David letterman would get pissed. Lol

— ღ Lexi (@BieberPriority) August 15, 2012

Ceiling of the 16th chapel! http://t.co/hZ5YayjN

— Hectorious (@illkidkaoz) April 12, 2012

The soccer ball painted in my room is better than the 16th chapel!!! pic.twitter.com/607YDEPU

— Guillermo (@MisterGuillermo) February 7, 2012

4. Peanut noir (Pinot noir)

go to Canlis, order a glass of the peanut noir

— Dave Lichterman (@lavid) November 12, 2013

About to get my sunset on with some peanut noir and skirt steak… pic.twitter.com/pU8iRDCTF9

— Peter Eastlake (@VintageBerkeley) April 15, 2013

Peanut Noir, I like it on my deck! http://tinyurl.com/2bwr9ww #photog

— Marie Wise, Artist (@artsylady) October 6, 2010

5. Fassinated (Fascinated)

She was fassinated at seeing herself in the front camera omfg pic.twitter.com/zNu66pBh8I

— In The Jeds Bed (@ChickenKisses_) April 27, 2014

Last saturday catchup with my darlas! Thank youuu for the gifts! Much misses xoxo! fassinated… http://t.co/J2XmoZtRag

— Sakinah (@sakinananahh) February 7, 2014

am fassinated by how fake u r 'bae' like d fake hair … — LOOOOOOOOOL Why So Jealous? Really Not Quite Sure..A… http://t.co/orMbaUzqhn

— Dirty Dave (@redkissesstain) July 23, 2013

The white cake mix turned pink😳 omg🙊 im so fassinated https://t.co/fZ6qPc3IFw

— Based Flog (@Larissavolk) May 3, 2013

WTF i do not look like @SincerlyBeauti why eveytime i show her PICS to my frawns they be so dxmn fassinated sayin i look like ha..

— IAm Qveen (@Qveen_Vonnah) April 7, 2012

6. Cuted my hair (Cut my hair)

Cuted my hair so short 💇

— M (@Marwaalnajem) May 10, 2014

I WAS BORDED ON MY B day Sooooo I CUTED MY HAIR…. 48 AND BORDEDDD http://t.co/LoKB9r3X

— Queen of the stars (@BriBaby64) June 22, 2012

Why I cuted my #hair? ✂ http://t.co/1PF39mHV

— Gabrielle Potengy (@gabedodanny) December 13, 2012

o !! i forgot it… i cuted my hair !! -.-

— Hector Lee (@SoyHectorLee) August 16, 2009

7. Past tents (Past tense)

I'm Young… READY is PAST tents http://t.co/tNbDWAwC

— GOLDIE SWAN (@goldie_swan) December 22, 2012

8. Babby (Baby)

I don't chase em, I replace em✌️ @ single life babby😘 http://t.co/Y6JaqMBNMh

— V͚ᎯlᏋᖇᎲᏋ (@val_roark99) May 13, 2014

Can i just have my babby back ? 😁

— Cynthia . ❤️ (@CynthiaParez) May 13, 2014

Patty ice babby!

— P.H.Quinn (@P_Quinn84) May 13, 2014

You're gonna miss me babby, hate to say I told you soooo :)

— Slim Shady (@shadyramos) May 8, 2014

9. Pubic defender (Public defender)

See my answer on @Avvo to: Can I get a pubic defender to represent me in a family court ? #family http://t.co/75cD9I50qD

— William Rosenfelt (@WRosenfeltEsq) September 5, 2013

Democrat pubic defender: Zimmerman acted in self-defense http://t.co/7Skwxp2uHT via @DrEowyn

— patricia pledger (@loopyloo305) July 1, 2013

That is, as Reuters says, Dzhokhar Tsarnaev will have legal representation [by Massachusetts pubic defender] "once charges are filed" #PT

— Marian Houk (@Marianhouk) April 21, 2013

The Taurus Judge Pubic Defender: Carjackers Worst Nightmare http://t.co/tX5DSb5N

— Matt Dawson (@SaintRPh) January 21, 2013

DeKalb County pubic defender hit by car in serious condition http://bit.ly/e18O6N

— AJC DeKalb News (@AJCDeKalb) April 6, 2011

Relieved at signing of WI law to update income eligibility standard for state pubic defender representation. http://bit.ly/aAoIZ9

— ACLU of Wisconsin (@ACLUofWisconsin) March 15, 2010

10. Brocli (Broccoli)

I need all cheese ..like a lot of brocli 40 Cal so don't try to rob me

— EastsideひPaidひNiqqa (@7mile_shawn_) May 13, 2014

Roast? Nahhh. Lentils with a crushed pea, brocli, spinach and chilli salad with salmon

— Chris Benns (@ChrisBenns) May 11, 2014

after a high powered meeting and lengthy discussions we have decided to leave cabbage and brocli a bit longer in the greenhoose

— Steve Hassle (@hassleuk) May 13, 2014

Throwing a crying fit because I'm so god damn hungry. MY CHICKEN BROCLI NEEDS TO HURRY THE ENTIRE FUCK UP JESUS SHIT.

— rebecca dumb (@dammitRebecca) May 8, 2014

My tea 😍 #delicious #pasta #roasted #tomatoes #brocli #cheese #mine http://t.co/azY0bm1IoW

— Kirsty Clarke✝ (@kirstyclarke44) May 6, 2014

11. Shinning (Shining)

"Just a boy and a girl underneath these stars shinning. It feels like it was meant to be…"

— Grace Parker (@07graciegirl) May 13, 2014

Eat healthy, it good! Your skin is gonna be shinning in the room!😉✨ pic.twitter.com/du7n4qEiDn

— jenniffer idrovo (@jennyidrovo) May 13, 2014

been up since 7 because this sun is shinning to beautifully to be asleep..

— NIZZY (@Nizzyvi) May 13, 2014

i wanna do river things.. wake up friends, the sun is shinning!!

— Hunter Holland (@hsheaholland) May 13, 2014

oh my god he is shinning pic.twitter.com/thKpToSNZN

— ana(stasia) (@hendersobs) May 13, 2014

Happy Mother's Day to my mommy. Through your shinning kindness and compassion you gave me a home. I loves you :) pic.twitter.com/JJxOtF5rps

— Yoda, pig who lived (@pig_who_lived) May 11, 2014

12. Patients (Patience)

Happy Mother's Day to step moms too, or in my case soon to be step mom. It takes a lot of patients! But I love my kiddos 💕❤️💕

— ♒️ (@KarraSings) May 11, 2014

You need a lot of patients to play clash of clans tbh.

— #DreamChaser⚡️ (@Afi_Tualega) May 10, 2014

My husband is going to need a lot of patients because I'm always late for everything 🙈

— Sammi Jo Kidwell (@SammiJo_23) May 7, 2014

You need A LOT of patients to be with me!

— ✨ (@carerehlyn) August 3, 2013

This Graphic Design stuff isn't easy!!! Most def need a lot of patients with this career!!!

— Sabrina_GFXdesigner (@CCDesigns21) October 11, 2012

You need a lot of patients when dealing with me while I'm on my period , cause I can be a bit much .

— A. ❤️ (@Rememberlexx) March 24, 2012

14. Gape jelly (Grape jelly)

Me personally I use to like gape jelly but now I like honey

— Heartless Eyecandy (@MsBarbieKing) November 6, 2013

Mmm, Nutella, Cookies and Gape Jelly. #Delicious #Snacks pic.twitter.com/7Esw1TzUS0

— Jacob Trostle (@ThisFoolTrostle) May 3, 2013

Big G barfed up a gape jelly packet from Hardee's, all over the back room. We haven't been to Hardee's in months. #shudder

— Cherie Priest (@cmpriest) May 17, 2013

@ImInStitchesLLC and in my mind it's usually KRAFT (chunky) peanut butter and WELCH'S gape jelly. #brandchat A natural fit…..

— Judy Gombita (@jgombita) September 4, 2013

Many of you may remember my recent rant about a lack of gape jelly in my house.. Good news, It has returned! YHWH provides! #JehovahJireh

— Tanner S. Salyers (@TannerSalyers) July 10, 2012

15. Creamation (Cremation)

don't play nice thrice every goddamn eastern atmospheres seed that barnes and noble copy rite two worthless scrapebook or after creamation

— curtis lamare stotz (@WwwLamare) May 13, 2014

Burial or creamation? Which one is more biblical? Check out blog… http://t.co/D9U5h7Ky9r http://t.co/jmEfIkB9IH

— Anthony (@ajferriellbarth) April 2, 2013

Creamation my granpa RIP 👴 we love you🙏💗 @ Sawan village http://t.co/TspBH5XoBF

— sheswanTari (@tarinitari) March 29, 2013

Can't stop wondering: How the protests were dampened.. how the creamation was done in secrecy.. how all this will b silenced in "other" ways

— Sangeetha (@SangitaSri) December 30, 2012

AHH! Middle school listening to kids talk about funerals, creamation, cemetaries etc.

— Darla (@DarlaGrey) April 20, 2007

16. Rigor morris (Rigor mortis)

@AmaLeaPhoto already dead. Rigor Morris setting in.

— Devin Faraci (@devincf) December 3, 2013

Dude said in the AK store that was a body behind his building that had Rigor Morris!!!

— Sadat X (@SadatX) June 4, 2013

Having an Outlook calendar is the first stage of rigor Morris.

— Mike Kaiser (@Mike_Kaiser_) August 6, 2012

Just saw a kid get snatched up by his mother… Whatever she whispered in his ear pit him on rigor morris status! Lol #standcorrected

— julian woodhouse (@nameseugene) August 28, 2011

17. Pedalstool (Pedestal)

Hoes be trying to be on that high pedalstool & these hoes be knocking y'all dumb asses down.!

— LovingMyR's (@D_YellaBone_901) May 11, 2014

Dr Dre just hanged the game hasnt he…hip hops first billionaire…..Diddy can jump off his pedalstool

— AbnormalSleepz #FDN (@sleepy0161) May 9, 2014

Also tge first chick that I ate .. Like I side , I was sprung bruh !! The days that I put pussy on a pedalstool !

— CaliKing Slim Reaper (@JayyRoCK510) May 10, 2014

All my kiddos please think twice before putting Miley Cyrus on a pedalstool. She ain't right. Good voice but not so nice.

— Tannaz (@TannazE2012) March 9, 2014

Put that pussy on a pedalstool

— 3⃣6⃣0⃣0⃣ (@3600_Marley) May 6, 2014

when I feel like somebody im close to hurt me in some kind of way I be lost af cuz I put them on a pedalstool to never be like the rest smh

— SlimG❤️TTi (@itaintnooothin) October 8, 2013

18. Calm and sense (Common sense)

Ppl so stupid these days don't even use their calm and sense

— Alli Baba (@XavierTorres_) May 13, 2014

I was trying to talk some calm and sense into my friend RT @elledub_1920: Where were you last night? #choirreminds wants to know!

— Obeah Doctor (@GeorgiatheGypsy) November 12, 2013

RT @heyassante: #calmandsense RT @Eddie1Eddie2: GAY PRIDE IS THIS WEEKEND IN NYC! PLEASE USE CALM AND SENSE AND USE CONDOMS!

— Xavier D'Leau (@TheXDExperience) June 27, 2013