1. Liberals squirm as Abbott refers to ‘the suppository of wisdom’
Source: Sydney Morning Herald
2. The Hunger Games Summer Camp is a Terrible Idea
Source: IGN.com
3. Dog the Bounty Hunter to pursue Snowden Bounty
Source: Chronicle.su
4. Norway PM Jens Stoltenberg works as secret taxi driver
Source: BBC News
5. Steubenville-Inspired W.V. Youth Program Totally Misses the Point
Source: NY Mag
6. US judge changes baby’s name from Messiah to Martin
Source: BBC News
7. Vandals hit Iowa State Fair butter cow with red paint
Source: USA Today
8. Loud beats endanger Swedish nightclub fish
Source: The Local.se
9. Weymouth Man Arrested After Bragging To Undercover Officer About Being ‘Wanted’
Source: CBS Boston
10. Redheads stage Ginger Pride march at Edinburgh Fringe
Source: BBC News
11. Artist sexually assaulted during piece on sexual assault
Source: Shanghaiist
12. North Korea ‘Launches Own Smartphone’
Source: Sky News
13. Men warned as testicle-biting Pacu fish invades Scandinavian waters
Source: Fox Denver
14. Pete Rose: ‘I Should Have Picked Alcohol Or Beat Up My Wife’
Source: CBS Pittsburgh
15. Family Rescued In Pacific After Sailing ‘Where God Led Us’
Source: NPR
16. LG G2 Korean event gets 20 people injured in free phone stunt
Source: Phandroid
17. This recycling bin is following you
Source: qz
18. Police marksman keeps job after having sex on duty with gun around ankles
Source: The Guardian
19. Vladimir Putin Just Made It Illegal To Tell Kids Gay People Exist
Source: The New Civil Rights Movement
20. Professor says kids no longer need to learn spelling and grammar because of smartphones
Source: Daily Caller
21. Germans hunt turtle after attack on boy
Source: BBC News
22. Taylor Swift’s Look-Alike Suffers Broken Jaw for Resembling the Most Irritating Pop Star Ever
Source: Cafemom
23. Biden headed to Iowa for high-profile steak fry
Source: CNN
24. NY MAN ARRESTED 29 TIMES FOR NABBING TRAINS, BUSES
Source: AP
25. Thieves steal limbless French adventurer’s wheelchair
Source: France 24
26. Endangered bird thrives on US Navy firing range
Source: Telegraph
27. Prairie dogs’ language decoded by scientists
Source: CBC
28. NSA firing 90% of its sysadmins to eliminate potential Snowdens
Source: BoingBoing
29. Pedophile Claims To Be ‘Sexologist,’ Needs Virgins For Research Project
Source: The Inquisitr
30. One-way trip to Mars could be yours for just $38
Source: 89 WLS
31. Man with distinctly unimpressive sideburns wins sideburns competition
Source: Metro
32. 47-story skyscraper would be more user-friendly if it had an elevator
Source: MSN News
33. College student to cop: ‘Of course I’m drunk, it’s Thursday night in Iowa City’
Source: Death and Taxes Mag
34. Wizard of Oz to be adapted into TV medical drama
Source: BBC News
35. A Boy Prays for Lightning to Strike His Family’s Car and Gets His Wish
Source: Complex
36. Member of Congressional Science Committee: Global Warming a ‘Fraud’ to ‘Create Global Government’
Source: The Nation
37. Florida man bitten by shark also struck by lightning, bitten by rattlesnake
Source: Orlando Sentinel
38. Funky monkeys make off with over 100 mobiles
Source: Pune Mirror
39. Packers’ Aaron Rodgers is talented at tossing footballs
Source: NFL
40. Man Hides Loaded Gun in Buttocks, Then Helps Police Find It, They Say
Source: DNAinfo Chicago
41. Rand Paul open to beer-delivering drones
Source: The Washington Examiner
42. Brooklyn Hipsters Now Literally Just Living in Filthy Dumpsters
Source: New York Observer
43. Excitement hope for Boring, Oregon, and Dull, Perthshire
Source: BBC News
44. This Ohio Town Will Discriminate Against Minority Commuters Even If It Costs Them Millions
Source: PolicyMic
45. One Nation candidate Stephanie Banister ‘doesn’t oppose Islam as a country’
Source: News.com.au