Michael Hollan

It’s hard being an impatient person in today’s world; it should’ve gotten easier with all the technological advancements. Everything has become about instant gratification, which should make this an impatient person’s paradise.

In fact, if something goes wrong and you act like a civilized person about it, your server will work harder to fix it. If you act like a maniac, they’ll do the bare minimum. and probably worse.

Astrology is a funny thing.

Not everyone has gone through a crazy breakup, though. A bad breakup involves emotions and heartbreak. A crazy breakup involves a lot of looking up laws to see if you can call the police yet.

Oldest and youngest siblings have well-defined characteristics, but the middle child is a real wild card. That said, if you’re dating a middle child, you might not know how to deal with them.

Tom DeLonge isn’t the only celeb who believes aliens exist.

I mean, you tried to sleep with my girlfriend, so I don’t think this is a weird reaction on my part.