Michael Gursky

You ever been in a social setting where you feel like an outcast weirdo who everybody’s secretly making fun of? That used to be me at all times, back before I became the life of the freakin’ party.

Every week I come across another laundry-list of articles about the ideal partner.

It’s quite an experience, you know, waking up everyday, peering over at the same psychotic person sleeping in nothing but a leopard-print thong and rainboots.

I have a rocky history, which can almost completely be attributed to drinking. I’ve come a very long way and am currently living wonderfully on a sober path.

Where do I go when I’m craving mediocre food and depressing atmosphere? Well, the diner of course! While some diners have their charm, others make me feel like I’m waiting for my daily pill handouts from Nurse Ratched.

If it wasn’t for sharp-witted words from insightful folks I probably would not even be here. Believe me when I say I’ve been through some extended rough patches. Life isn’t all flowers, hugs and tug j’s.

He pulls out dance moves most people can’t even comprehend.

Horror films generally provide viewers with an enjoyably terrifying experience. We all know and love the classics like The Shining, The Omen and Leprechaun in the Hood.

At times life may seem nothing but stress, worry and meaningless motions. This is certainly the case until you find purpose.

Snapchat was created so narcissists can be choosy about who they want to love them as much as they love themselves.

Lil Wayne knows how to make a mixtape.

Flo has forced her way into becoming a minor part of our lives. You may not think of her often, but I’m willing to bet she pops into your mind every now and then.

These chosen fellas emulated what I wanted to be when I finally reached my high school years. They were popular with the ladies, class cut-ups and just plain cool.

A large portion of my time is spent at home because I haven’t really developed any close relationships in sobriety. All of the people I used to pal around with are still actively drinking and/or smoking, and frankly I don’t want to be around that.

Vine offers some incredibly humorous and creative folks, but the majority of the true talents don’t manage to reach “Vine star” status.

Ruining great things is one of America’s favorite activities. There’s no better method of destruction than taking something many loved and remaking it into atrocious garbage.

PSAs generally convey important information, but the message got lost in this one.

Quite a few of the selections are commonly seen or talked about, because they simply deserve to be on here. Others you may have never heard of.