Mélanie Berliet

If you do something ridiculous like accidentally drool or trip while walking, embrace how silly you look. Everyone loves someone who go with the flow and giggle at life’s little mishaps instead of getting upset.

Physical Touch: You’re unafraid to sidle up to the object of your affection and place a hand on them somewhere—to connect, flesh to flesh—and that’s impossibly tantalizing.

Gemini: Feather tickling during foreplay.

Cancer: May burst into tears spontaneously at any given moment, especially when feeling seriously misunderstood.

When you think you’re safely out of sight but your lover turns their head just in time to see you flick that boogie on the floor.

He mentions things he admires about you that go way beyond the physical, like your commitment, ambition, or giant heart.

This person will round you out. They will pick up the slack you leave in your wake and tighten the way you play the game of life.

During this warm, sunny season, it’s pretty much mandatory to get together with friends as often as possible to celebrate life.

Sagittarius — The Butter Churner

Why meditate when you can fuck a Libra?

Physical Touch: They miss your ability to connect instantly through the simplest of gestures. The soft, gentle feeling of your palm against their shoulder after a long day, when you could sense that they needed a “touch” of reassurance.

Holding a stranger’s gaze for longer than usual, hoping to distract him with thoughts of her naked body until he trips or falls—otherwise known as “eye fucking.”

Telling another girl that he’s thinking about her on a day that’s not her birthday or a holiday. Worse yet, texting her “good morning” just to say good morning.

Your definition of hell definitely depends on how you give and receive love.

“I was the maid of honor and as I gave my toast I had a massive brain fart and called the groom by the bride’s ex’s name…”

When forced to spent time apart, you’ll miss your partner like crazy and kind of wonder what happened to the independent person you once were, but also kind of love the fact that absence really does make the heart grow fonder.

We all like to flirt, but we don’t all do it the same way.

Mindful in everything they do, a Capricorn would rather be single than settle for a lackluster connection.