Mélanie Berliet

Around the corner from every trying moment is a wonderfully reassuring punch, kick, or head butt from that tiny little human growing inside you.

Don’t get me wrong: I am delighted by the prospect of bringing a new life into the world. I expect to make endless compromises as I adjust to the life-changing milestone that is parenthood. But I refuse to become entirely selfless as I embark on this whole motherhood journey.

Why do the dirty work of breaking up if you can make your significant other do it for you?

The 18th century’s most successful harlots were fiercely competitive.

Is it bad if my bump is kind of lopsided?

The actress opens up about her role as Sarah Lane on Hulu’s hit TV show, The Path.

When you’re in a healthy, loving relationship with the man of your dreams and you get pregnant accidentally, you still have reproductive rights. I chose to exercise mine.

Insta fame leads to the opportunity to “merch your life.”

What if my kid never finds true love? What if they feel perpetually misunderstood? What if I’m the one who just can’t understand them?

Farting in bed (and during sex) is pretty much inevitable.

“What if my baby’s ugly? Seriously? I DON’T WANT AN UGLY BABY!!”

Swearing off the Internet once and for all because you just can’t stomach all the mommy blogger fear mongering anymore.