Mélanie Berliet

Why is Santa so jolly?
Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

With a portable mini humidifier sitting on your desk, you don’t have to rely on an industrial machine stationed all the way across the room.

If you trust someone, loosen the leash. When an owner lets their dog run free, the dog abides by the terms of an unspoken but well understood agreement not to run away.

You can count on these ten clever dual-purpose products to give you an edge in your day to day life.

Forget who you are as an individual.

They think your use of Internet abbreviations is cause for concern. As if your vast lexicon of useful abbreviations means your vocabulary is somehow less good than that of a person who can’t decode a simple lmao, wtf, or imo.

Real guys share how a girl inspired their personal transformations.

When a coworker or a friend asks how everything is and you can’t help thinking of him and his irresistible grin.

I don’t need to understand how she exists, or why. My sister is with me at all times, but her presence is somehow more pronounced when I need her the most.

Staying out way longer than you should because FOMO.

If you don’t respond in a timely fashion, people will actually start to think something’s wrong and reach out to you AGAIN, adding to the intimidating backlog of messages lingering in the never-ending digital hellhole that is your smartphone.

Facebook: Above all, you crave a serious, meaningful connection and you aren’t afraid to make yourself vulnerable to get there, sharing all your deepest secrets earlier than most.

Forever means that you never get to stop growing, as an individual or as a couple. Because the second you turn your back on growth—on the sheer will and work it takes to evolve, as people and as partners—your relationship will begin to erode.

“I just want to sit here and watch you be you.”

If he pushes you to do anything you’re uncomfortable with in bed, he’s an unevolved asshole who deserves a public beat down.

When your significant other fails to pick up on the fact that you’re desperate to leave a party already so they engage literally everyone on your way towards the door, extending your stay long past the point of tolerable.

Truthfully, at the root of our cultural obsession with marriage, I smell fear and insecurity.

“It’s hard to keep your head up when you can assume everyone’s talking to a bunch of other people at all times too.”