Mélanie Berliet

I adore the following, in no particular order: knee-high tube socks, acrostic poetry, and my little brother. Click here to learn more!

I Stripped For My Boyfriend’s Dad

My boyfriend’s father, the renowned artist Michel Tcherevkoff, is an older version of his son — in handsomeness, infectious charisma, and the tendency to refurbish broken-in shoes rather than purchase a new pair.

How I Became An Orgasm Donor

Perched atop an exam table at Rutgers’ Imaging Center, twitching bare feet, I glance from the standard medical gown keeping me cold to drab linoleum floor to unforgiving fluorescent ceiling lights.

Happiness: Before Buying It, Maybe Try Redefining It

“Anyone who tells you that money can’t buy happiness doesn’t have any.” When I first heard this mantra, I was a bond trader at an elite investment bank, and I nodded and smiled knowingly at the “wisdom” trickling off my…