Mélanie Berliet

It seems wrong to prey on a mother’s undying love for her child, which is so easily exploited, to sell her needless shit.

Getting peed, pooped, or vomited on—and not getting THAT mad about it.

The heartwarming realization that you truly are a person capable of ~unconditional love~.

Are you having a natural childbirth? Why, yes—in that it’s completely natural to take drugs to alleviate excruciating pain!

Even once you’re without-a-shred-of-doubt visibly pregnant, you can’t expect strangers to give up their seat for you so readily because the world is populated by some very conveniently clueless individuals who will happily ignore you rather than sacrifice their own comfort.

You’re going to get used to it all—cause you’ve got to.

The Breast Is Best Enthusiast

Being fiscally responsible is a practice—like playing a musical instrument or doing yoga (sort of)

When you realize that you’re not perfectly aligned in every single way and you know that that’s okay but you also kind of secretly wish it weren’t that way.

“I can’t lie. I had a reallllly hard time during pregnancy watching my weight tick up and up and up nonstop…”

“The way I see it, we all have two choices in life: sit back and watch life happen, or make life happen.”

“My wife’s body is so different lately, it’s like fucking a whole new person. I’m so into it.”