Mélanie Berliet

Witnessing your mom be objectified.

Moms don’t want fifty poorly decorated onesies

“I told him this morning that if he doesn’t stop buying kitchen utensils, I’ll have to stop having sex with him.”

If you want to live a more orgasmic life, you can’t be so damn quick to judge.

To anyone under 21, the main benefit of babysitting is access to a vast supply of free booze.

“She said she usually cried at least once each day not because she was sad, but because the world was so beautiful and life was so short.”

Cats are kind without being needy. Dignified. They’re also relatively quiet, and operate on self-cleaning mode. In other words, they’re better than dogs.

According to some scientists, however, the main problem with the ubiquity of X-rated content isn’t that it fosters sexual numbness, but that it can interfere with the process of deciphering sexual tastes.

Once a woman gives birth, we tend to forget that she has a life outside of motherhood…

It’s no wonder that an entire industry has sprouted up recently around our collective post breakup needs.

It’s virtually impossible for anyone with a vagina to avoid being judged for her personal appearance. Males, on the other hand, tend to skirt such dissection — by way of having penises, presumably.

When you sit down to Thanksgiving dinner, you’ll probably feel grateful for the friends and family surrounding you at the table.

Maya Angelou said it best: “There is no greater agony than bearing an untold story inside you.”

We are blinking cursor addicts dependent upon the right to delete and rewrite ad infinitum.

What I discovered is that everyone seems to have a saucy tale worth sharing.

I laugh, because this is directed at me. Céline knew me too damn well.

To be clear, keeping an open mind doesn’t preclude knowing your personal limits.

As a writer who frequently covers provocative subjects, I know that sex, money, and love, when bundled, form a combustible mix.