Mélanie Berliet

It’s helpful to ask “why?” but they’re more likely to ask “why not?”

President Obama, Michelle and I were having a threesome in the Oval Office…

Unfortunately I forgot to lock the door one day.

You live in a constant state of awareness that accidents can happen.

“I only ever have sex dreams about you.”

You don’t care if the lights are on or off when you’re naked together.

The awesomest corny jokes imaginable.

E.L. James could not have written a character less likely to dominate in bed than Christian Grey.

I love my boyfriend to bits, but I also love sleep.

A few years back, I decided that it was about time for my boyfriend to propose.

As the daughter of French people raised in the U.S., I’ve always identified as American above all.

I’m sticking around—for now.

There’s a difference between falling in love, and staying in love.

He asks you to meet his family.

I was so close!

He better not be trying to hold out so he can give me a second orgasm or something.

For the most part, I welcome the adrenaline rush that accompanies each new, unexpected round of discipline.

Insinuating that it’s demanding to raise the issue of exclusivity.