Mel Rose

You got to hang out with kids that were older than you.

7. Your classmates were from a variety of backgrounds.

You wanted to break up. You wanted to go out there and explore and live and do all of that crazy single person shit. You wanted it. You made your decision. And you got it.

This is the guy that you’re actually not dating. Or are you? You’re not sure. A title has never been put on anything, and conversations about the topic are just never brought up.

1. You can have as many pizza’s as you’d like and nobody will judge you.

“It’s like those guys you have the great second date with, and then never hear from them again. I pretend they died.”

16. Drama is for the theater.

7:00PM: You’re standing in the middle of your room, staring at your closet, wondering WHAT THE HELL YOU ARE GOING TO WEAR.

You can’t really control what comes out of you, and it usually always occurs at the wrong time.

6. Ice Cream solves most problems.

The once fun single life suddenly doesn’t feel so fun anymore, but empty and lonely and filled with solo Netflix binges. Who else are you going to Netflix cheat on and watch that next episode (season) of Dexter while your significant other is off at work? Who I ask???