Meg April

Envying traits someone else has can force you to look at the areas of yourself and your life that you could actually improve on.

I continuously wonder why do men think women are so scared of being called old, and even why older women get so crazily jealous of younger women? I see it the other way around – I was an idiotic youth, I’m only getting more interesting, sexier, more confident, classy and better with age!

I have stumbled into some wisdom by way of the random inked-up warm bodies I’ve encountered over the years. There’s poetic insight everywhere if you look on the right armpit, left butt-cheek, or adjacent bathroom wall. Just keep your eyes peeled and your standards weird.

Bask in the absurdity and awkwardness and do whatever you (consentingly) please. You’re in a space where everyone is adventuring, so you may as well just let go.

Death can change a person though, without ending them, and this is the saddest and most essential lesson that all of us have to learn to survive.

I debunk some common (and understandable) misnomers and myths when it comes to getting your yoga game on.

4. You really aren’t one hundred percent sure he would never do it again.

all of the forgotten bruises and pain that I brushed beneath the rug of time’s passage when I left years back crawls out like a slithering monster and you try to kick them back under there, but it still peeks out a lot.

As per a noticeable cultural shift, tattooed girls are now seen absolutely everywhere, and bold tattooing is no longer reserved for punkers, bikers, inmates, soldiers, sailors, carnies, or anyone of “fringe class” (credit: Frank Reynolds).

He was a perfect date. I later got drunk and hacked his phone (who uses their birth year for a password? It was 1986, by the way #teamcougar). What I found was a text to a Kristina explaining his aforementioned sex dream he’d had about her while sleeping next to me in a luxurious hotel bed.