Matthew Farris

You can’t truly be yourself on a first date. This one sucks, because although your heart is on your sleeve, you better wear a jacket to cover it.

There’s a double standard in the dating world. Or, at least, a complete imbalance. See, as many strides as we have made towards equality and women’s rights, there is one facet that everyone seems to turn a blind eye to…mating.

You know the age­-old phrase, the mantra, the passive saying of good things come to those who wait? Fuck that. Fuck that hard.

I see you, everyday I see you.

It really is not that difficult to get ridiculously plastered a couple times a week or whatever and still be a productive member of society.

There comes a turning point, when you’ve been so used to lying, that you start to believe your own lies and the line between fact and fiction gets maddeningly blurry.