Matt Powers

1. Panic Attacks

The Academy Awards are right around the corner and I’m sure theaters will rerelease some of the nominees. Lucky for you, I’ve ranked them in descending order so you don’t waste your time.

No one ever tells you what it’s like to be alone. One day it happens and we adjust to solitude as a right of passage. Days spent lying on the grass and weekends spent lying to our parents replaced by evenings spent distracting or drowning a restless mind into complacency.

1. Kim Kardashian

That whole time she was only going to the gym with me because I unknowingly made her self-conscious, because she thought I was judging her physique when in my heart of hearts I wasn’t.

Club Entry

As a young grasshopper wading through this wild world of sexual discovery after having only one long-term girlfriend, I succumbed to hubris in thinking there would be no more surprises. Boy was I wrong.

“Damn, this song slaps.”

Seth Rogan joined the ‘Real Time with Bill Maher’ panel on November 22nd to – in part – promote his new movie ‘The Interview,’ which relies on a simple storyline regurgitating some of Rogan’s previous themes: two stoners tasked with…

A group of rogue hackers have – once again – exposed one of America’s most beloved celebrities: Kim Kardashian.

It would be the best life, plain and simple.

I get it, movies aren’t real, but still, if I’m watching Netflix more than I’m socializing for whatever reason, I’d like some accurate representations of real life.