Matt Powers

As a young grasshopper wading through this wild world of sexual discovery after having only one long-term girlfriend, I succumbed to hubris in thinking there would be no more surprises. Boy was I wrong.

“Damn, this song slaps.”

Seth Rogan joined the ‘Real Time with Bill Maher’ panel on November 22nd to – in part – promote his new movie ‘The Interview,’ which relies on a simple storyline regurgitating some of Rogan’s previous themes: two stoners tasked with…

A group of rogue hackers have – once again – exposed one of America’s most beloved celebrities: Kim Kardashian.

It would be the best life, plain and simple.

I get it, movies aren’t real, but still, if I’m watching Netflix more than I’m socializing for whatever reason, I’d like some accurate representations of real life.


This is surface-level attraction and lust.

Be decisive.

“You girls are adorable, congratulations!” I said with a smile.

It’s lyrical and lovable, the kind of music your party drinks and dances to while losing themselves in intimate moments of whatever life is.

Quotes don’t make me feel empowered or think you’re deep; they just make me think you’re not totally sure you should follow a certain mantra unless you get 10 or more likes.

With new avenues of production like Netflix and Amazon Prime, the world is starved for content like never before, so now’s your chance to get in while the game is hot.

You’re not just rejecting us, you’re pretending we no long exist simply because you have no more use for us. To me, that’s the modern-day definition of treating someone like trash.

Maher replied to the protest last week by saying, “I guess they don’t teach irony in college anymore,” and “who ever told you you only had to hear what didn’t upset you?”

And as we said goodbye, I felt my stomach twist in knots for the first time since I said goodbye to my ex. It was a self-reflecting break from reality, like an alcoholic staring at a pile of empty bottles and wondering what they’ve missed out on.

At any time in a lucid dream, I’m able to ‘will’ myself awake, but sedatives make that process more difficult and sometimes impossible.

She hates your compliments.

In a situation where you’re both butt-hurt and neither of you believes they’re truly in the wrong, waiting more than a few days to address a conflict only reduces the possibility for reconciliation.