Mat Devine

I feel it; It’s like without Bowie’s gravity, the planet is suddenly spinning even more off-axis. Anyone could rightly dedicate a lifetime to posting his accolades, but today I’d just like to share my favorite song of his.

“Okay, here’s one about my first girlfriend.”

I love good hip hop.

ISIS leaders explained that the decision was one with which they have struggled considerably, and one that, until recently, had fractured their leadership.

I’m not a huge fan of social media in general.

Today, I have to pinch myself.

In many ways, my adult life can be defined by the lengths I’ve gone to avoid the tyranny of a conventional 9-5 job.

Admit it. You’ve thought about ditching NYC for LA.

“England is a temple to charm, danger, history, austerity, and beauty. It’s also a monument to inefficiency and complete ass-backwards engineering.”

What does “getting to 3rd base” mean to you?

Just look outside your window.

Stay #goldblooded.

Let’s watch people get hurt and learn German at the same time!

Not all words were created equal.

I love when you and other young models post inspirational quotes on Instagram.

I love Valentine’s Day. It’s so monumentally important. I met a tourist last week. I think he was from Canada or Asia or somewhere… and he asked me, like, what it was all about.

Valentine’s Day is fast approaching, like a plague, and technically you are my boyfriend I guess… I mean… whatever.

I’m pretty douchey— but not douchey enough to consider myself a rock star. But that’s somehow convenient because in my experience, most girls wouldn’t want to date one anyway.