Mat Devine
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Mat Devine
The Best David Bowie Song That You’ve Never Heard
I feel it; It’s like without Bowie’s gravity, the planet is suddenly spinning even more off-axis. Anyone could rightly dedicate a lifetime to posting his accolades, but today I’d just like to share my favorite song of his.
Fisting A Porn Star On A Tuesday Afternoon
“Okay, here’s one about my first girlfriend.”
Dear Rappers: Are You Admitting To Murder Or Not?
I love good hip hop.
ISIS Finally Disarmed — By Basic Bitches
ISIS leaders explained that the decision was one with which they have struggled considerably, and one that, until recently, had fractured their leadership.
Don’t Drink And Tweet
I’m not a huge fan of social media in general.
Thanks To The Miracle of Modern Technology, I Know What Salads My Friends Are Eating
Today, I have to pinch myself.
America’s Most Random Jobs: Meet Kanye West’s “White Jesus”
In many ways, my adult life can be defined by the lengths I’ve gone to avoid the tyranny of a conventional 9-5 job.
Comparing NYC And LA: Who Is The Winner?
Admit it. You’ve thought about ditching NYC for LA.
Illogical Plumbing In England
“England is a temple to charm, danger, history, austerity, and beauty. It’s also a monument to inefficiency and complete ass-backwards engineering.”
It’s High Time We Update The Sexual Bases
What does “getting to 3rd base” mean to you?
11 Examples Of How Gross Nature Is
Just look outside your window.
Falling In Love Will Kill You (Feat. Gerard Way)
Stay #goldblooded.