Mary McMahon
Thought Thinker, Word Reader, Aspiring Giggle-inducer at your service.
Here Is Why You Need To Dump That Toxic Friend
You are allowed only a certain amount time on this earth, so why not spend it with the people that make you your best self?
This Is Why You Will Never End Up With Your Soulmate
There are three kinds of people in the world. People who believe in soulmates, people who absolutely do not, and people like me: the uncertain ones, the skeptics.
11 Surprising Things I Learned When I Gave Up Alcohol For 30 Days
People will find any excuse to drink. In the wise words of Kendrick Lamar, “Pour up, drank, head shot, drank. Sit down, drank, stand up, drank. Pass out, drank, wake up, drank. Faded, drank, faded, drank.”
You Have No Idea What Love Is, And Here’s Why
Love doesn’t care if you break your balance and fall. Love survives on the idea of you falling over and over and over again.
The Top 14 Activities Single People Can Do On Valentine’s Day
Dance. Dance like no one is watching because, quite literally, no one is. You are alone. ALL ALONE.
This Is How You Are Settling
You can’t just love someone simply because they are available and willing to love every single piece of you.
Do Yourself A Lifechanging Favor: Forget Your Past And Move On With Your Life
Memories never forget. Memories make up who you are. But you can’t let your past seep into your future and ruin any prospect of happiness that you have.
24 Things That Happen When You Visit Home For Christmas As A Real Adult
You decide to see what Tinder or Bumble is like in the suburbs and then immediately regret it when you accidentally swipe right on your old high school gym teacher.
This Is Why We Can’t Commit
You and I are not “options.” We are people.
When You Are Emotionally Unavailable, But Don’t Want to Be
Secretly, you wonder if you’re emotionally unvailable because you are exhausted from loving too hard and loving too much with too many wrong people.
24 Reasons Why Women Are Not Funny
Because our breasts get in the way of the microphone, and having them slam into the mic stand is not only painful, but also dangerous.
12 Reasons Why Chicago Girls Are The Best Kind Of Girls To Date
Even if the cold weather gives us permanent “resting bitch face,” we are some of the friendliest girls around.