50 Comical (But Totally Real) Thoughts You Have When You Feel Like Absolute Crap
1. I’m not sick, I’m just tired.
2. Okay, I’m totally sick.
3. I need Vitamin C!
4. Ew. Where the heck does all this snot come from?!
5. I wish my mom was here to take care of me.
6. I should ask her for that homemade chicken soup recipe.
7. God, I really need a nap.
8. When can I take a nap?
9. Should I call in sick?
10. I wonder if my boss will be pissed if I call in sick.
11. Ugh, I feel like deathhhhh.
12. Do I look okay?
13. Omg those bags under my eyes are terrible.
14. I don’t want to put on clothes.
15. God, I’m freezing.
16. Can I just wear fuzzy slippers all day?
17. I’m hungry.
18. Ugh, nothing sounds good to eat.
19. Ohmygoddddd what am I going to eat?!
20. Should I go to the doctor?
21. Will anyone notice that I’m wearing the same sweatpants?
22. Ew. My hair looks so greasy.
23. Is that a pimple?!?!
24. I should really take a shower.
25. Damn, this shower feels amazing.
26. Now I’m freezing!!!
27. Wow, these blankets are so warm!
28. Okay, I’m sweating.
29. I’m so hottttttttttt!
30. I don’t want to put on normal clothes.
31. Should I take medicine?
32. What helps with body aches?
33. Do I have a fever?
34. I need more Kleenex.
35. I’ve used three boxes of Kleenex already?!
36. I wonder if there’s anything good on TV.
37. What show should I watch on Netflix?!
38. I’m so tired.
39. I wonder if I smell like a sick person.
40. What do sick people smell like?
41. I wish I could breathe out of my nose.
42. Am I an annoying nose-blower?
43. Do I look stupid when I blow my nose?
44. OMG do I have a booger hanging from my nose?!?!
45. I should probably go to bed early tonight.
46. I still don’t know what to eat.
47. How long will this sickness last?
48. I should probably go to the doctor.
49. Do I look ugly when I cough?
50. Ew. I’m totally not cute right now. 