Maria Monrovia

Add succulents and other cheap plants to make the room the room look more put-together.

“His apartment smelled like olives.”

I’m sorry if it ever seemed, for even a moment, like I didn’t love you with everything inside me.

“I’m not really over my ex and you’re definitely a rebound.”

We’re good friends, but he’s fun to flirt with. Something always changes a little whenever we both happen to be single. Is that a crush or just an inevitability?

If you’re expected to start working immediately, without any kind of proper training.

How they’ll ask a girl for their number and then never actually use it.

Straightening your posture (if you’re having trouble, yoga and posture braces can do wonders).

There’s no such thing as “winning” an argument — if you can’t come to an agreement that satisfies everyone, you’ve both lost.

If you want someone to tell you more about something, stay quiet — they’ll usually fill the silence by giving you more information.

“I was being watched on the woods, it was the strangest feeling.”

Always be aware of your surroundings — especially what’s behind you, even when you’re driving.