Maria Monrovia

“When he screamed at me, in front of all our friends, over a game of Pictionary.”

“I secretly adopted (bought) my son after my wife lost our own child during birth. Its quite easy in my country considering theres a lot of poor parents willing to give away their children.”

“Advice is amazing. Advice is helpful. Advice can be life changing. But more often than not, people have to figure things out for themselves.”

“Wow, you’re a sociopath. You know you’re a sociopath, right?”

“He said no. 10/10 won’t do that again.”

“Mom is a porn star and escort – found her ‘pricelist’ online, and videos on an old laptop she’d given me.”

“You can’t just ‘snap out of it.'”

“Had one to get married at 30. I got married before that and I don’t think my friend took it well.”

“Losing friends. Also gaining a lot of weight I’m now having a hard time getting rid of. Eat healthy, kids.”

We jumped into the ocean and let the tides carry us in opposite directions, and neither of us dared to fight them. But I should have swam. I should have drowned trying.

“I wanted both things, and I was a selfish, immature shit. I’ve never regretted anything more than hurting my partner like that.”

Constantly asking what you think about their muscles/physique.