Maria Monrovia

The young traveler has an Instagram full of stunning photos of both herself and the destinations she’s traveled to, and if you don’t believe me, you’ll want to check these out for yourself.

She got into the porn industry when she and her ex-husband were struggling financially.

She was the nerdy, conservative girl in high school.

There’s a whole market for adult video games — and some that are about little but sex. That’s where Monster Girl Island comes in.

She’s the best friend you’ve always wanted to have.

Unlike a lot sex workers, she’s not afraid to seem relatable — and honestly, Ashe is more like the rest of us than some people might like to admit.

Jemma isn’t just any model — she’s technically classified as a midget alternative model.

“I was with a girl in college whose business tasted alarmingly like Cheez-Its. It wasn’t actually all that bad.”

“Later we found out what was happening was she was actually having an epileptic seizure. That was after she bit his dick off, and I mean she bit it right clean off.”

She asks you about your job, your friends, your family, your hobbies. She meets the punchline of your jokes with her own witty retorts you can’t help but smile at. Before you know it, hours have passed and she tells you it’s time for her to leave. You wish she didn’t have to.

“I want to find a nice, wholesome girl who will dom the sh*t out of me.”

It’s hard to explain that love isn’t a measurable unit. It’s hard to explain that I’ve never needed it to be.