The 32 Most Creepy Online Dating Messages You Never Want To Receive

Discouraging messages from people we can only hope aren't real, living, non-troll human beings.

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25. That’s not how to court, Marshall.
Incredibly Rude, Obnoxious, Ridiculous Messages That'll Make You Not Want To Do Online Dating

26. Writing is cathartic.
Incredibly Rude, Obnoxious, Ridiculous Messages That'll Make You Not Want To Do Online Dating

27. So that wasn’t rhetorical then?
Incredibly Rude, Obnoxious, Ridiculous Messages That'll Make You Not Want To Do Online Dating

28. Want to?
Incredibly Rude, Obnoxious, Ridiculous Messages That'll Make You Not Want To Do Online Dating

29. #Poetry.
Incredibly Rude, Obnoxious, Ridiculous Messages That'll Make You Not Want To Do Online Dating

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30. Reject me once, retaliate viciously.
Incredibly Rude, Obnoxious, Ridiculous Messages That'll Make You Not Want To Do Online Dating

31. Unicorn teeth.
Incredibly Rude, Obnoxious, Ridiculous Messages That'll Make You Not Want To Do Online Dating

32. Mmm, catfish, although the visual of that description really kills an appetite.
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