Mandy Zucker

Remembering something specific that you mentioned in conversation and following up on it.

“He said she hits him when she is mad. Nobody’s kid deserves this.”

Sending vague “Wanna hang out?” texts instead of inviting someone they’re interested in to actual, set plans.

Some may call her a liar, others may label her a hero.

I’ve been feeling suspicious for quite some time now, and hours ago while doing a little bit of digging, my concerns were justified.

It seems like both of these people should stay far, far away from each other.

This young woman’s strong emotions are being expressed in regards to Outkast, so that does make her high level of passion that much more understandable.

1. Sometimes people think you’re doing the duck face in your picture when that’s just your mouth in its natural state.

12. You are a true professional sneaky person and skillful liar because they forced you to beat your craft throughout the years, whether that meant sneaking out or concocting a detailed plan to fabricate your whereabouts.

Two of the most desired, wonderful things most people want are a reliable, loyal best friend and a long, happy life. These two ladies seem to have found both.

2. If you begin watching a TV series on Netflix together but are delayed by a hectic schedule, they’ll give you at least a two-week grace period to get your priorities right before moving on without you.

I’d like to give a big shout out to all the sidewalks for keeping me off the streets.

I do not use seat covers in public bathrooms.

Now I ain’t saying she’s a gold digger… Wait, actually, yes I am.

flirt: behave as though attracted to or trying to attract someone, but for amusement rather than with serious intentions.
“it amused him to flirt with her”

It’s just like real life thrift shopping except thrift husbands are found exiting your local courthouse or whatever place finalizes divorces. They had a broken spirit, you bought a broken spirit.

Different scenarios, different sentiments.

1. Drink, because adult beverages early in the day are justifiable.