Madison Moore

It’s basically as if Harlem Hookups was on Meet Up.

I always got robbed every party. Every party my car got broken into and I just didn’t care. I was like, cool!

Wondering if Whole Foods has sold out of lemons yet.

Gay sex is so cool, but sometimes it’s really freaking funny!

The sex peters out in your relationships way, waaaaay sooner than it should.

He told you he loved you and then he broke your heart. But after he broke your heart he still said he loved you. What does that mean?

You know you’re an over-thinker if you read into text messages/text message intervals from crushes.

11. During the Q+A someone, likely a person who fell asleep in the audience, pops back to life long enough to foam at the mouth about something no one in the room understands.

Play to win!

There’s nothing better than hot guys with talent! Meet Luka Sulic and Stjepan Hauser of the acclaimed duo 2CELLOS, one of the most exciting classical/crossover live acts to date.

A keeper boyfriend never takes you for granted, not because he’s afraid of losing you but because he choses you every day.

“What is gay rap? Half the stuff Kanye West is putting out right now sounds like some fags who are giving her heat and fire and saying, “Yasss, bitch!” All those girls sound gay to me.”

Slimane announced he was leaving Saint Laurent on April Fool’s Day, but it was not all that funny.

Walk for me.

If you live in the city it’s important for you to have a nice bag. That bag is your BFF. It carries your laptop, wallet, headphones, books, spreadsheets, iPad, gum wrappers, condoms and a smashed up Kind bar that’s been sitting there for months.

Michelle, Tamika and Tonya wanna riiiiide this traaiiiiin.

16. What’s the point of taking a long road trip without having a little back seat action…that you then film and put on Xtube!

Anal sex isn’t about who is more or less masculine. It’s about who wants a D inside of them.