Madeleine Parker

It’s enough to make you think God creates humans on a computer game like The Sims – everyone gets one of the forty-two available character flaws. It’s just your luck that you got stuck with ‘bottles up emotions,’ which is easily spotted and frequently commented on.

Are you tired of real dating? Do you sometimes wish your significant other didn’t have any feelings at all? Do you feel the need to be in some sort of romantic relationship, but miss the days when your life wasn’t so complicated? Well now, with imaginary relationships, you really can have your cake and eat it too!