Maddison Jensen

Excuse us, we’re all embarrassing ourselves here.

Quirks are weird, and living with others is a challenge for those who can’t handle variety and change.

Are the holidays stressing you out? Do you feel that? There in your gut… no, a little to the left. Yep, there in your gut is the guilt of doing absolutely nothing remarkable in the last 12 months since you’ve seen the calamity you call relatives.

A girl wants what she wants when she wants it.

It’s rough to see your friend slowly wheeling away from you in the carriage of love, but it’s worse to see them crashing and burning in the fire of an apathetic lover.

You don’t want to end up with a reputation like The Land Before Time movies, do you? Here are a few things that are over. 1.

The adults kept saying congratulations, their smiles so sincere. They said our lives would change forever, that this is the happiest we would ever be.

Artists like Radiohead and Kanye have the power to tickle our brain cells with the same effect of sex or cocaine.

I was definitely ready for the real world.

This is why I can’t have nice things.

To put others down in an attempt to gain attention, validation, or happiness shows how jealous you are of what they have.

Let’s play this game.