Luke Hartwick
I’m A Guy And A Virgin, But I’m At The Hospital Right Now And Doctors Are Telling Me I’m Pregnant
They told me I had a hernia at first.
I Found A Picture Of Myself On A Missing Persons Poster
I looked up and found a picture of myself from five years ago pinned to a Missing Persons board.
I Found Out On My 15th Birthday Why My Family Constantly Moved From State To State
Being the new kid in school sucks. I thought by now I would have been used to it, because of all the moving my family has done over the years. But I guess there is no getting used to the stares and the condescending curiosities. Sometimes I wonder if they know my secret. Can they tell just by looking at me?
We Spent One Year In a Fallout Shelter Waiting For The Apocalypse To Happen
They told us we were special.
My Girlfriend Broke Up With Me Over Dirty Dishes
My girlfriend of five years broke up with me one day because she said she couldn’t deal with how much of a slob I was.
My Friend Told Me He Wanted To Become A Skin-Walker
“I’ve been thinking a lot lately,” he said one day when we were walking home from the bus stop. “About the ánt’įįhnii.”
There’s A Tragic Reason Why People Don’t Go To The ‘Bleeding Hollow’ Anymore
“Payback’s a bitch,” Paul said.
I Worked For A Crisis Hotline In Arizona, But I Had To Quit After This Peculiar Incident
For a while all I did was field calls, like the other operators. But then I started realizing that some of these people were calling from only a few blocks away from me.
How I Learned Border Agents Are Silently Murdering Illegal Immigrants
Illegal immigrants from Mexico call me a Coyote. Or at least they used to.
I Discovered The Dark, Sick Secret My Parents Have Been Hiding In The Basement
Now, when I think back to the excuses my parents used to make, I feel like an idiot.
My Brother Started Taking Weight-Loss Supplements And Something’s Gone Terribly Wrong
He finally got fed up with everything about a month ago.
I Used To Think I Was A Real-Life Hero. Now, I Am Afraid Of What I Am Becoming.
I used to think that I was a real-life hero, come to help humanity.