Luke Hartwick
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Luke Hartwick
I Turned My Phone On This Morning To A Series Of Fucked Up Texts From My Roommate
I kept knocking on his door, but it was locked and he wasn’t replying. But he doesn’t usually lock his bedroom door when he leaves…
I Took Part In A Psychology Experiment For Some Extra Christmas Money (And I Regret It)
That excitement is what helped me to skip over all of the disclaimers in the contract that Dr. Phelps put before me. Since that day, I’ve re-read the contract a hundred times, sick at the thought of what I overlooked.
My Son Wrote Something Horrifying For His Class And Now I’m In Trouble With His School For It
When Caden’s teacher asked me to come in for a parent-teacher conference, I figured she was going to sing his praises as a self-reliant, good kid. But instead, she just gestured for me to sit in a tiny, plastic chair and proceeded to lay a spiral notebook on the desk in front of me, without saying a word.
Coming To Terms With Being A Serial Monogamist
Serial Monogamist (noun): One who spends as little time as possible being single, moving from the end of one relationship to the beginning of a new relationship as quickly as possible.
I Wanted To Spend A Perfect Thanksgiving With My Family, But It Quickly Turned Into Something From A Nightmare
All I wanted was one perfect Thanksgiving with my wife and kids, like the kind we used to have when I was little. Before cell phones and computers, we used to sit around, drink hot cider and really talk. To be fair, it wasn’t always pleasant and loving, but at least it was real.
The Real Reason Why Over 400 People Have Committed Suicide At The Prince Edward Viaduct
The wind suddenly picked up, bringing with it a few snowflakes. The first of the year.
I Didn’t See My Best Friend’s Mysterious Last Email Until Days After He Took His Own Life
The realization was like a knife in my chest. We used to always get into mysteries with each other when we were younger. If I was there, I would absolutely have gone with them. But then what?
I Found Some Incredibly Disturbing Things In My Son’s Browser History
I felt like I had this reasonable parenting thing down…until I saw what was on his browser history. Then I lost it.
My Best Friend Moved In And Turned My Life Into A Complete Nightmare
I won’t blame you if you think this is fiction.
This Is The Reason Why I’m The Worst Brother In The World
I was no nearer a decision than when I first set out from our apartment.
My Son Should Have Drowned That Day
“It’s still there,” he whimpered. “It’s not afraid of you, dad.”
I’ve Been Hearing Voices Around My House Ever Since My Wife Killed Herself
“Daddy likes to drink,” she tells her doll. “And I like to pour him drinks.”