Julia Reinstein
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An Open Letter To The Person Pooping Quietly In The Public Bathroom Stall Next To Me
But really, I just want to say, go for it. Poop your heart out. Poop like there's no tomorrow. Poop like nobody's watching. I mean that. I don't care if it's the biggest poop in the history of poops, I promise I won't think badly of you.