46 Men Reveal The HOTTEST Thing A Woman Ever Said To Them (NSFW)
Found on AskReddit.
1. ‘Do you wanna come over for a cup of coffee and a blowjob?’
“‘Do you wanna come over for a cup of coffee and a blowjob?’ in a text message if that counts.”
2. ‘I want you to fuck it so hard I feel it in my throat.’
“Was doing anal on my wife one night and thought things were going pretty good…when she kinda flips her hair back, looks back at me, and says, ‘We haven’t seen each other in almost a week—and I’m not complaining—but if I’m giving you my ass, I want you to fuck it so hard I feel it in my throat.”
I love my wife….”
3. ‘I’m going to feed you some dinner and then suck your dick.’
“Ex-girlfriend said ‘I’m going to feed you some dinner and then suck your dick.’”
4. ‘You put it in my mouth so I sucked it.’
“Was at a wedding and after having a little bit to drink decided to be goofy and dip my finger in wax and poke my friends mouth who was one of the bridesmaids. She put her mouth around my finger thinking it was frosting or something and we both laughed then I made fun of her for it. Then she looked me straight in the eyes and said ‘you put it in my mouth so I sucked it’ in one of those innocent/not so innocent tone of voices. Kissed her a bit later that night. Good times.”
5. ‘You can use my mouth anytime you want.’
“When I was 19-21 I worked a 56-hour shift with a developmentally disabled client in an old farmhouse on 10 acres. There was male staff and client upstairs, and female staff with client downstairs. The female staff member would come upstairs and chat/watch TV with me for a couple of hours when the clients had gone to bed and one night out of nowhere she just asked me if I wanted a blowjob, which of course I did. After she was done she told me that she had a bit of an oral fixation and as she was going back downstairs she said. ‘You can use my mouth anytime you want. Goodnight!’”
—bloue
6. ‘If you fuck my ass you have to cum in my ass.’
“Quote: ‘If you fuck my ass you have to cum in my ass.’ long story short, I came in her ass.”
7. ‘Inside me. Now.’
“I’ve got two.
She was in the mood so we slip away. I move her to the bed and start heading south when she grabbed my head and said “No. Inside me. Now.” I was happy to obey.
The same girl once told be it felt like I filled her to her ribs while going at it. I’m not big but I sure felt like it that day.”
8. ‘In my mouth.’
“‘In my mouth.” Previous girls I’ve dated hated giving head. Once she said that. Insta-nut.”
9. ‘Babe, we need to get out of here. I have to fuck you right now.’
“‘Babe, we need to get out of here. I have to fuck you right now.”
Popped a boner so hard it was noticed by the other people at the party.”
10. ‘I can’t stop thinking about it, I need to suck your dick.’
“Ex-girlfriend said to me the first time she felt my dick ‘oh my God.’ Then we laid there trying to sleep and she rolled over and said ‘I can’t stop thinking about it, I need to suck your dick.’”
11. ‘Come up for coffee…I don’t have any.’
“She-Come up for coffee
Me-I don’t drink coffee
She-I don’t have any.”
12. ‘Want to fuck me on your desk?’
“‘Want to fuck me on your desk?’
Yes. Yes I did.”
13. ‘Let me get up on my knees so I can touch myself.’
“As I was banging a very hot girl from behind – she was flat on the bed – she says, ‘Let me get up on my knees so I can touch myself.’”
On first date w/a different girl, making out on the bed, she says, ‘Do you want to cum on my face or in my mouth?”’ We were still fully dressed. I chose the former.
While fingering a girl… Her: Use two fingers. Me: I am. Her: Use three.”
14. ‘I want your mouth on me and your cock in me.’
“If a text counts: ‘I want your mouth on me and your cock in me.’”
15. ‘Am I allowed to touch?.’
‘I have a clit piercing; wanna see it?’
‘Am I allowed to touch?’
‘Touching is positively encouraged.’”
16. ‘I want to feel your cum deep inside me!’
“Some context: she could not get pregnant, so we never used a condom, and I enjoyed every second of it.
She went insane with bliss when I would cum inside her, and hearing her say things like ‘I want to feel your cum deep inside me!’ was an amazing turn-on.
She also had this noise during orgasm, when she felt me creampie her that started as a moan and turned into a squeal of delight.
I swear to god, that noise was enough to make me have a second orgasm.”
17. ‘I can feel you stretching me out!’
“She said ‘I can feel you stretching me out!’ In almost a lustful groan after a few minutes of sex.
She was so tight. When she whispered that I don’t think I’ve ever been more turned on in my life.”
18. ‘Want to record me while I suck your cock?’
“While casually watching a movie with a girl I was into she out of the blue said ‘Want to record me while I suck your cock?’ She had a thing for recording herself giving blow jobs and would compare them to another one of her friends recording. It eventually led to my first 3 way with them both. 19 was a great age.”
19. ‘I’ve been thinking about fucking you all day.’
“After the moan from pushing all the way in when she whispered ‘I’ve been thinking about fucking you all day.’ This was about 5 or 6 days ago. We’ve been together about 5.5 years. She’s a keeper.”
20. ‘Give me a son’…in Spanish.
“I was having unprotected sex and she whispered ‘give me a son’ in Spanish. In the split second between that and finishing, I contemplated living with the biggest mistake I could make at that time and kinda told myself ‘I’m okay with this’.”
21. ‘Come on baby, treat me like a whore.’
“High-school sweetheart, first lover. We’d pushed our boundaries a little, and one evening while she was feeling particularly wily she blurted out: ‘Come on baby, treat me like a whore.’
…Kind of a defining moment in my sexual identity. Set an unreasonable bar for future lovers.”
22. ‘Do you wanna cum on my face?’
“‘Do you wanna cum on my face?’
I did, I did want to.”
23. ‘I want your cock in my ass now.’
“While fucking an ex of mine doggy style she turned around and said ‘I want your cock in my ass now.’ I miss sex with that girl.”
24. ‘I don’t want to take ever your dick out of my mouth.’
“‘I don’t want to take ever your dick out of my mouth.’ -gf at the time now my wife
25. ‘Fuck me like you hate me.’
“’Fuck me like you hate me…’ said the other day to me. Fucked like an animal after that.”
26. ‘Don’t be gentle.’
“Newish girlfriend and I were getting pretty carried away after a few bottles of wine, and I was thinking it might even lead to our first sex. At some point, she looked up at me with wide eyes, leaned toward me and whispered in my ear ‘don’t be gentle.’
We are about to celebrate our 10th wedding anniversary later this month!”
27. ‘I really want to taste you this time, I’m not wasting a drop.’
“Girl I was dating at the time was blowing me and I was close to coming and asked her if she’d grab the towel. She just looked at me and said ‘no, I really want to taste you this time, I’m not wasting a drop.’
And that was all I could last.”
28. ‘Feed me, baby, I’m hungry.’
“Feed me, baby, I’m hungry.
Right as I was about to give her a facial and she leaned up wrapped her mouth around my cock.”
29. ‘If you sleep over tonight you can fuck me without a condom on all night.’
“Was getting dressed and ready to leave after having sex at her place. She was still lying down in the bed naked, and just casually said ‘if you sleep over tonight you can fuck me without a condom on all night.’
Me: sigh unzips pants.”
30. ‘Do you like this pussy? Good, cause this pussy is yours.’
“The first time I slept with my ex she made me stop mid thrust and looked me in my eyes and said ‘Do you like this pussy?’ So of course I said yes to which she responded ‘Good cause this pussy Is yours.’ I somehow didn’t bust instantly after that.”
31. ‘My parents will be here soon. Can you quickly cum in me?.’
“University dorms. We’re making out and watching a movie. She gets a text message and tells me ‘”Shit, my parents will be here soon. Can you quickly cum in me?’”
Yes. Yes I did.”
32. ‘Can we go out to the car and fuck?’
“‘Can we go out to the car and fuck?’ After everyone at the party told us to go get a room. We had also banged earlier that day.”
33. ‘I just wanted to let you know that it hurts to walk today.’
“Text I got the day after I lost my virginity: ‘I just wanted to let you know that it hurts to walk today.’
If there was one thing that girl knew how to do, it was to stroke my ego.”
34. ‘I’ve never wanted to fuck anyone as much as I want to fuck you right now.’
“Was FWBs with a sheltered Asian girl after a really shitty breakup. Very smart, very kind girl. Younger than I am, I was her first. I did my best to communicate how beautiful she was and how much I enjoyed being with her, in somewhat filthier parlance. She tightens her lips, closes her eyes, then looks directly at me and says:
‘I’ve never wanted to fuck anyone as much as I want to fuck you right now.’
And fuck we did. She was amazing. Unfortunately, in spite of me being very clear that this is a FWB arrangement and I was not looking for a relationship right now, she developed pretty intense feelings for me. When she understood that I wasn’t going to be her boyfriend, she cut me out of her life. All I have left of her are her character’s graves in the Terraria worlds we used to play in together.
If you read this, I wish you all the best, and I’m sorry I hurt you. I should have known better than to trust you not to catch feelings while being aware of how much I was charming you. I’ve learned from that experience, and I hope you have, too. Be well.”
35. ‘I wanna cum all over your dick.’
“My ex-girlfriend and I were having sex on her bed in her apartment late one night. The lights were on, we were sweaty and horny and had been going at it for a bit, round by round. On the third or fourth round I was behind her fucking her in her favorite position which happened to be doggy style. She was ok the bed, me standing behind her. I had one hand on her waist and around the other hand was most of her hair as I tugged at it to her liking. When I bent over to bite her neck a little bit (also one of her favorite things) she took my face, started making out with me and looked at me right in my eyes. Almost angrily and morning a little she told me ‘I wanna cum all over your dick.’”
36. ‘You can do anything you want, but fuck me hard and cum in my mouth.’
“Girlfriend said quite recently actually… You can do anything you want, but fuck me hard and cum in my mouth.’ That was a good night tbh.”
37. ‘I thought I knew how good your dick was but fuck me my pussy is totally and entirely yours.’
“Oh man, my ex is perfect for this…she told me that sucking my dick was like chocolate to her, she once said she just wanted to be my little cum-dumpster and plaything, and after a particularly long off period, during sex had she said ‘oh my god…I thought I knew how good your dick was but fuck me my pussy is totally and entirely yours.’ This screenshot is also from that same off period.”
38. ‘I would love to introduce you to pussy.’
“A lady in her late 40s whispered in my ear ‘I would love to introduce you to pussy.’ I was around 16.”
39. ‘I want you to fuck the shit out of me right now.’
“My girlfriend and I were having an argument on the way to the mechanics and I start to go off on her cause I was tired of her shit. She stops me halfway through and looks me dead in the eye and says, ‘I want you to fuck the shit out of me right now.’”
40. ‘Do you see this look? It’s fear. You should not be able to do this to me. I don’t know how you’re doing it, but don’t stop!.’
“I was plowing her on her couch, and she just started shaking, like she was shivering from cold, but it was 80 some odd degrees.
So right in the middle, she looks up at me, and says ‘Do you see this look? It’s fear. You should not be able to do this to me. I don’t know how you’re doing it, but don’t stop!’
Just the way she said it, all breath-y and lustful, damn…”
41. ‘Your cock is fucking perfect.’
“As I’m fucking her for the first time, and I realize how horny she really is underneath she says ‘your cock is fucking perfect.’
Same girl while her legs were on my shoulders and my left hand was pinning her arms down above her head said ‘choke me’ and I pretty much bust a nut immediately.”
42. ‘I’ve been thinking about sucking your dick all day.’
“‘I’ve been thinking about sucking your dick all day.’ On the way to meet my parents for the first time also…I was like, ‘ugggh I guess I gotta cancel dinner with them now.’”
43. ‘I don’t know why, but no other guy has made me so wet just by talking.’
“‘I don’t know why, but no other guy has made me so wet just by talking.’
She and the sex were insane.”
44. ‘I can’t take it, I need to feel you. Fuck me, now.’
“My girlfriend and I were having sex and playing it safe with a condom. Unfortunately, her and I had a taste of raw sex the day before as curiosity had gotten to us after months of using condoms (several different brands to find the ‘right one’).
My girlfriend was riding me cowgirl style when she pulled out, ripped off the condom, said, ‘I can’t take it, I need to feel you. Fuck me, now.’ To which I happily obliged.
At that point we realized there was no turning back and we always wanted it raw. Got her on BC ASAP and we’ve never looked back.”
45. ‘I hope this doesn’t sound bad, but your cum tastes good.’
“‘I hope this doesn’t sound bad, but your cum tastes good. You can cum in my mouth whenever you want. I’ll treat it like when I used to work at Dairy Queen and I would put my mouth under the ice cream machine and let it drip into my mouth. It tastes that good.’”
46. ‘Fuck me til you can park your truck in my ass.’
“I dated this crazy girl that would say some insane, but hot-AF in the moment kinda shit:
-I’ll suck your dick til I’m pregnant
-Fuck me til you can park your truck in my ass
-Just start with 3 fingers on each hand
-Ah gaauud, don’t stop until I cry
Too bad her crazy extended well outside the bedroom; but she was fun as hell and a great girlfriend regardless.”
