Liz Riggs

In early seasons, Eric Matthews was a goofy, wannabe weatherman who accidentally courted crazy girls with a penchant for songwriting.

It’s a hilariously arbitrary premise for a game show; if someone is about to win, just go grab them out of the course and they can’t win now.

“Heads I win and tails you (Britney) lose because you don’t have the right to choose.”

James is engaged to be married to his sister, whom he met on an Outward Bound trip, and is currently unaware of their relation.

Summer hates poor people almost as much as she would hate being poor, which she never is (unless you count her sort of choice-hippie-poverty in Season 4).

Sure, I’ve been referring to him as such in casual conversation for weeks, but I was also calling him my boyfriend when he accepted my Facebook friend request and I’m pretty sure he was practically engaged to somebody else at that point.

You have a real job? Well, so do I. But I go to the bathroom. Why is it strange if I call you from there?

You were just that overcome with emotion that instead of saying anything, your slovenly self decided to just type a colon and half a parentheses in response to some of the most mundane anecdotes from my day?