Lisa Woods

“It’s like velvet waves flowing down and around…”

Sometimes you just really need to watch a bunch of kitties enjoying life so you can better enjoy yours.

“As a student I thought it would be funny to ask my grade 7 teacher what tea bagging was (I played a lot of Halo) so she went on a 15 minute speech of what it was and why people may want to do it. The class was so stunned and I was pretty embarrassed.”

“It depends on the person. I’m either thinking about how great it is that I’m finally fucking them, or I’m thinking about how great it would be if I were fucking someone else.”

He comes out from the other room completely naked and gyrating, saying “You got more than you bargained for!”

“She walked into the lavatory and left the door unlocked. I waited a few minutes and then followed her in. After cleaning up, I walked out and she followed a couple minutes after that. The perfect crime.”

“Referring to themselves as an alpha. Lol, pathetic.”

“If he offers to eat you out, and pays attention to your responses to gear the session towards what you like, you can pretty much guarantee he’s experienced.”

Inspiration for when even getting out of bed seems impossible.

“My first time was with a fellow virgin. This was a guy who’s sexual knowledge began and ended with pornography…”

Things escalated significantly, and within a few minutes he was going ~90 MPH and crying, saying things like “Well if we can’t be together then I don’t want to live anymore.”

“When I asked my ex to marry me, she said yes. It would have been better if she had said no.”

“I’m so “indoctrinated”, it is hard for me to not be completely ashamed and fight crying even around people who completely support me and would not think less of me for it.”

“Men get so bent out of shape about this yet we have no problem talking about liking certain size tits or shapes of asses.”

“Which are you more likely to regret in 30 years: not sleeping with more randos, or letting the best girl you ever met get away?”

“Making love is exactly what it says it is, an experience where two people have sex and it creates love for one another within each of them.”

“When you look into that part of your brain that has ALWAYS has a nagging feeling that every relationship you’ve been in might not be right… and you’re shocked to find there’s nothing there at all.”

“Does she text you first?”