Lisa Woods

People are nasty.

“Boring in bed.

I am a kinky guy, I’m not giving that up.”

“From a purely aesthetic standpoint? No, not really.

They’re kind of unattractive.”

“15+ years later, I am heartbroken over it. My mother is one of the most insecure people I know.”

“The sense of empathy I now feel for my ex! I really did like her, and thought about her daily. I was such a space cadet communicating that.”

“Forty two now and had no regrets until a couple years ago. Now I sometimes regret the decision, and wish I could go back and do things differently. Other times, I am glad to not have kids.”

“That I’m 100% straight.”

“The tiny little tells – the shifts in her voice, how the muscles in her back tense, how she slightly moves her hips to push her clit against my fingers, the face she makes.”

The annoying white girl is middle to upper class who has no clearly definable struggle or problems in their lives. This can lead to them finding the tiniest problems and self righteously speaking about them as if other people are the problem. Or making small problems to be much more important than they are.

This girl had to cancel our plans one night, so the next day she suggested that we go to a haunted house. That’s the only time I can remember being asked out to anything other just dinner.

Girls who laugh in a way that suggests mental instability. The most attractive girl I ever knew shook and laughed until every molecule of air in her body was expelled. She sounded like an albatross being forced through a cheese grater, and I loved her for it.

The last one I heard was that “women tell you how you feel or assume how you feel rather than listening to you and what you actually want”.