Lisa Woods

Contacts, YouCam, lies, or real?

You’ll laugh til you cry because all these are so spot on.

This is how we grow.

A guy once ghosted me after we were dating for three months. He texted me a year and a half later, apologizing and asking for another chance. He told me that he was busy with work. Apparently too busy to actually break up with me for eighteen months.

“I’ve ghosted lots of people. Well, some. I didn’t start that way, it just sort of developed into that. Why? First, it happened to me, a lot.”

“What do you think about having a threesome with Sam one day?” I asked Andy late one night while we were sitting on my couch, facing each other, our legs tangled together.

This chick wanted to be my slave. She would wear a collar, and leash, and just sit in the corner to be used. No cuddling or she would leave.

“We would like to share our love and happiness…”

“What do you do when it rains? Where is you your favorite place to be? What songs do you listen to when you’re sad? Where do you go when you feel afraid?”

“I couldn’t get her ass out of my head, or the way the smooth skin over her hips had felt when I gripped her waist.”

“The real connection that you just cannot get through any other means than locking eyes just gets me.”

“First go? A few seconds. Tops. After that initial burst, I can last for hours.”