Lisa Woods

If you want to get married some day…maybe don’t read these.

“I’ll never understand why people call those who pay for company ‘pathetic’ like they’re above it or something. We’re all paying for it, some of it is just more overt than not. This guy was just a sweet, lonely dude reaching out to another lonely person.”

Here’s what every man wishes their lover knew.

It’s amazing how all these coping mechanisms address the mind by engaging the body.

My nose may have started bleeding during a New Year’s kiss with a beautiful girl I met that night. It may have gotten in her mouth by the time we noticed. And I guess she maybe ran to the bathroom and threw up. Please don’t look at me.

After reading these, I rushed to give my poor esthetician a hug.

People are filthy…and it’s wonderful.

These are literally the best of the worst dating stories you will ever read.

Don’t try ANY of these at home…well, maybe a few.

What was your first kiss like? Awkward, sweet, terrible, all of the above?

“When all of a sudden your friend just stops making contact it might not be because they don’t like you, it’s because they don’t want to annoy you with their unhappiness.”

“That I have an ex who died previously and it still eats at me to this day.”

That a relationship ending is always some kind of failure. It often isn’t and never has to be.

“When guys are labeled fuckboys. Seriously, what is a fuckboy? It’s like it’s slut shaming but for men.”

When I say NSFL I mean it. Watch out for number one.

“I’m a guy who’s dated a sizable number of women in open relationships/marriages. For every stable, open relationship with solid rules that are adhered to very well, there are 10 more trainwrecks in action.”

“Sex is the one time I don’t have to keep it together at all. I need that like a drowning man needs a helping hand.”

You’ll be blown away at the people criticizing this girl just for being happy with her body.