Lisa Woods

Baddiewinkle is a queen who makes all others look #teambasic.

“My doctor was sympathetic and with his aid I located an abortionist in Nevada. He, however, was “on vacation”. The next step was Tijuana.”

“It’s no secret among my buddies that older women are better at sex. They’re better at flirting too. They’re pretty much better at everything.”

Some of these are brutal.

“You couldn’t relive your life, skipping the awful parts, without losing what made it worthwhile. You had to accept it as a whole—like the world, or the person you loved.”

“Please don’t just stare at me and lick my dick. This isn’t a staring contest.”

“Twenty minutes is a looooong time for someone to have to go down on a girl. If she’s wanting more than that then she’s just being greedy.”

“Told a guy to eat my ******* in a public bathroom stall. He did.”

“You can spit in my mouth lol”

“Whenever I receive one now I send back a pic of the hugest, veiniest one-eyed monster I can find as my reply.”

“The best sex I’ve ever had was with a man fifteen years older than me with two kids and a wife of ten years.”

“It’s not a word that a woman should ever have to hear, ever. I don’t judge men’s sexual behavior so what gives them the right to judge mine?”