Lisa Newlin

If you’re part of a couple – or have ever been part of one – you know that couples do some pretty strange things. Eating off each other’s plates, keeping the bathroom door open while doing one’s business, the list goes on.

OK, so I’m not a mother in the sense that I pushed kids out of my hoo-ha, but I still think I’m a mother after all. No, not to human babies, although I swear I love them as much as if I’d delivered…

I’m an extrovert. I often try to deny it but it’s true. I like parties and people and making new friends. That’s how I get my energy. My husband?

“Maybe I should be worried he’s going to leave me because of all the worrying.”

I know full well the pros and cons of dating a lawyer even though I’ve never personally dated one.

Who are these hot little prepubescents and what the heck has gotten me all Mrs. Robinson-ed?