13 Couples Reveal Their Bizarre Code Words For Having Sex
"Netflix?" Some couples have an interesting way of communicating they're in the mood.
By Lily Hunter
1. My gf asks me “want to play?”
She was a virgin in highschool and was super shy. She said it as a euphemism one time and 4 years later we still say it.
– s8l
2. “Cookie?”
My boyfriend used to ask “quickie?” rather often. The one time I asked for a quickie, he thought I was asking for a cookie. In bed. Now we just ask each other for cookies.
3. “The kids are asleep…” ;)
4. We should study.
Yeah right, like either of us studies. Lol.
5. “I think we should put the dog in the closet tonight.” No weird innuendo intended — I can’t perform while my dog is in the room.
6. Snugglies. It was my wife’s idea, I forget how it came up. I don’t argue because sex.
– mackejn
7. Will the master of ceremonies be attending the banquet in the ballroom tonight?
8. Watch a Movie.
9. Want some cheese?
Comes from a Fresh Prince of Bel Air episode: “Some guy’s gonna try to be all over you like cheese on a Big Mac.”
10. Oh shit we’re supposed to have a code word? I’m relationshipping wrong.
11. Netflix?
12. “Taylor Swift”
The first time we had sex Taylor Swift was playing. Fast forward a few weeks later were at a bar and I went up to him and said “Hey, wanna Taylor Swift when we get home?” I never heard the end of that one.
13. No code. We just talk to each other openly, what a concept.
