13 Quotes From ‘500 Days Of Summer’ That Will Make You Want To Drop Everything And Watch It

Here are some of the greatest quotes from one of everyone’s favorite movies.

1. “Roses are red, violets are blue, fuck you, whore.”

2. “I love how she makes me feel…like anything is possible, like life is worth it.”

3. “People don’t realize this, but loneliness is underrated.”

4. “I don’t know how to tell you this, but there’s a Chinese family in our bathroom.”

5. “If somebody gave me this card, Mr. Vance, I’d eat it.”

6. “I named my cat after Springsteen.”

7. “She basically said she spent the weekend having sex having sex with some guy she met at the gym.”

8. “Just because she likes the same bizzaro crap you do doesn’t make her your soul mate.”

9. “She took a giant shit on my face…literally.”

10. “You can’t ascribe great cosmic significance from a simple earthly event. Coincidence. That’s all anything ever is. Nothing more than coincidence.”

11. “Why make something disposable like a building when you can make something that lasts forever, like a greeting card.”

12. “PEEEENISSSS!”

13. “People should be able to say how they feel. How they really feel. Not some words that some strangers put in their mouths.”