Lev Novak

Err on the side of metaphorical froyo.

With the internet, we can share. And we do.

The world’s best hamburger is, sadly, unknowable, but to pursue it can bring us ever closer.

Remember that every moment you should calibrate your every thought and feeling into a palatable and employable internet presence.

I have been railing against the valuation of technology above humanities (or humanity – sorry, still a little prickly) for a while, and it’s time I came clean. It’s because I, personally, am scared of losing.

All you need is one moment, and to be where you were supposed to be. Everything that comes before that is practice.

Having costume panic?

This is really tricky, but just because you feel a certain way — an unspecified tension in the air, a quickened pulse, whatever — doesn’t mean that it’s true.

All you can eat sushi. What a wonderful thing.

For those of you who don’t know, Heelies are roller skates that emerge from brightly colored sneakers for kids that no reasonable parent would ever let their kids have.

Toronto is what a wildly optimistic and naive grandmother might imagine New York City was like.

Nobody likes the airport. But, if you’re traveling- and not yet officially part of Drake’s entourage, even though you’d be perfect for it – you’re likely at the airport.