69 Dirty Pickup Lines Just For Techies
1. You have such a nice backend, I would love to call your APIs all night long
2. Baby, I’d mount you like an ISO file
3. With all the languages that I code in, I have the most skilled fingers of anyone that you’ll ever meet
4. I have clean code and a dirty mind
5. In the office, they call me “The BSD” because I’ve got a Big Swinging Dick and my Berkeley Software Distribution back scripts are perfect
6. My pop-up is so big, you’ll never want to block it
7. Your beauty is unreal that I can’t keep my feet on the ground, I feel as if you’re uploading me to the Cloud when I am around you
8. Even the strongest machine learning algos can’t keep up with my ability to continuously learn how to please a woman
9. Want to role-play? I’ll be your race-car if you’ll be my Unreal Engine
10. I want to experience Unity with you … let’s skip the bedroom and play around on the ground
11. Mmm sexy lady, you are hotter than the bottom of my laptop
12. Want to experience a backdoor Trojan?
13. My hands sweat when I stay up coding all night and it makes for the perfect lube
14. Want to see my HARD disk? I promise that it isn’t 3.5 inches nor floppy
15. My data packet is so large, you’ll need to add some more IO in order to handle it
16. Are you airdropping me something? Because I’m really feeling a connection
17. No, that’s not my Mophie Juice Pack in my pocket. I’m just happy to see you
18. You had me at “Hello World”
19. No, that’s not a Saitek X52 Flight Control System in my pants, but thanks for noticing
20. Just looking at you almost made me scrum all over myself
21. Don’t worry, my McAfee tells me that I’m virus-free…
22. What’s a nice gal like you doing in this IRC channel
23. I’m going to hammer you hard in bed like a DDoS attack
24. You look naughty and I like it, how about this: I’ll take my firewall down, you grab your whip, and you can attack me all night long
25. Which of your ports can I unload my data packets in? My preference is the backdoor…
26. Some people think that I have a small package but I’m just really compressed… Wait until you unzip me
27. Hey you look like a snake-charmer, I’ll let you play with my Python anytime you want
28. I was recruited into Red Hat hacking because my penetration abilities are rock-solid
29. Are you a Razer BlackWidow Gaming Keyboard because you’re my type
30. Every time I touch my mouse, I think of you
31. I’ve read everything about Agile methodologies… I’ll show you my expertise through the positions that I’ll put you in
32. Are you an angel because your LISP code is divine!
33. I don’t mean to offend you but with that outfit, I can’t help but ask: If you were a CSP, are you providing the SaaS model “Sex-as-a-Service?”
34. I can feel your ajax calling me from across the room
35. You totally spiked my traffic
36. Can I do a penetration test on your back door?
37. If only you knew how big my hard drive is…
38. I love it when you Slack me around
39. I want to stick my Thumb Drive all up in your USB port
40. My sniffer has told me that your ports are wide open… and I love it
41. You have the hottest multi-touch interface I’ve ever seen
42. Want to come back to my place for a private beta-testing
43. Baby, all the girls in this bar have a set of floppies but you seem to have a well-rounded blog & nice tweets…
44. I’d love to examine your ports…
45. Want to come back to my place and I can show you all the start-up T-shirts that I have? It’s quite a collection
46. The way you look in that dress…. damn, server overload!
47. My bot wants to crawl all over you tonight
48. Your beauty rivals the graphics of Fallout 4
49. I promise to provide you with the best UX of your life
50. How do I switch you from off to on… In Binary b?
51. My websites never go down… but I do
52. No matter how many times I sort, you’ll always be first
53. You look like the girl that I’ve been applying algorithms to find
54. I just wrote a new insertion algo; want to try it out?
55. I thought that I could code but damn, looking at your hips, you’re fully-stacked!
56. You must be a CSS Sprite because I can picture you serving me in multiple ways….
57. Around you I feel like a boolean method, I’ll always return
58. I could tell from your doctype that we’re a match
59. Be my SDK and I’ll compile all around you tonight
60. I would never even think about minification with you; you’re perfect just the way you are
61. I’ve been using a geolocation API on you and I like what you’ve been up to
62. It’s not a computer virus, I’m simply frozen by your beauty
63. You’re my muse for my Canvas
64. It is huge… do you think you can fit it in your storage?
65. I’ll try to use a CDN but I’m not sure that I can reduce the load that I plan on releasing on you
66. I’m easier than HTML5 Boilerplate… I’ll take my clothes off for any female that’ll talk to me
67. If you’re coding in CSS3 and going through a rough patch, just know that you can always JavaScript fallback on me… I got you
68. I invented quirks mode, you have no idea what a wild ride you’re in for if you spend a night with me
69. Baby, enough with the small talk, come sit on my laptop… 
