Leah Thomas

Thank the heavens for whoever created the numbered hair-typing system. It makes it easy to understand the hair that’s growing out of your head and put label on it.

Because well… racism.

The obsession with vinyl and all things outdated, the mad dash away from any mainstream music, and the constant mention of side-projects no one has heard of can be a bit silly. Good music is good music. People like what they like, why do hipsters have to resist so much?

I want equality more than anything. But it won’t come by making men the enemy and fighting for trivial things.

An unfaithful partner will claim they made the biggest “mistake of their life” by “accidentally” being intimate with another person. No. Do not believe this.

Even though you’ll think of them often, time will go by even faster if you have busy days.

“CAN YOU TEACH ME HOW TO DANCE?” “CAN YOU TWERK?”

Isn’t it so ironic that the most beautiful thing, love, can be tainted by your past? See, when someone breaks your heart so tremendously, it sticks around for a little while.

1. You can wear dresses without a bra.

Maybe in my youthful innocence I would have been so naive to believe these statistics were merely a coincidence; however, now I know that the reality of the situation points to racial inequality.

Hi, I’m the new girl and I have a few things to say to you.

Even an ex-boyfriend of mine, who was of another race, made sure to emphasize that I was “part Native American” when I met his family because they wouldn’t accept me as just black.