75 All-American Frat Boy Names And What They Say About His Personality
1. Brett: Says ‘bro’ way too much.
2. Cody: Owns a yacht. That’s about it.
3. Kevin: Calls his mom crying after the rest of his frat makes fun of him.
4. Pauly: Writes love songs to his ex on Friday nights.
5. Witt: Still a virgin.
6. Cam: Always the asshole.
7. Rob: Only owns ‘Sperrys’ and plaid shorts.
8. Dylan: Always too loud. Always too much.
9. Alex: The scrawny kid who just wants to look like a ‘Dylan’.
10. Toby: Secretly in love with Alex.
11. Tony: The mama’s boy who makes her send him protein powder in the mail.
12. Brady: Wanna be Justin Bieber.
13. Kurt: Pees his bed regularly.
14. Abe: The type of guy who smiles creepily at every girl he meets.
15. Wells: Obsessed with dogs. Frames photos of them in his door room.
16. Terence: Will steal your girlfriend without remorse.
17. Matt: The only thing he knows how to do is play Flip Cup.
18. Richard: Gets manicures.
19. Noah: The one every girl is obsessed with.
20. Liam: All american rich asshole.
21. Jacob: Can’t chug a beer.
22. Ethan: The people pleaser. Loves ‘Gilmore Girls’.
23. James: Never shuts up about the girls he hooks up with.
24. Ben: The guy who literally doesn’t talk.
25. Will: The type of guy who doesn’t play guitar, but has one in his room to impress girls.
26. Logan: Loves pumpkin spiced lattes more than you.
27. Sebastian: The snob who thinks he is tough shit because his dad owns Walmart.
28. Oliver: Still wears polos.
29. John: Draws on his abs.
30. Jon: HATES John.
31. Josh: Obsessed with baseball. Kind of a sissy.
32. Julian: Somewhat decent looking.
33. Owen: Cried during Toy Story 3. Loudly.
34. Jackson: Captain of the football team. Got a girl pregnant last week.
35. Grayson: The shy one who has never kissed a girl yet.
36. Landon: Cheats on his long distance girlfriend from back home.
37. Brent: Shaves his chest hair.
38. Devin: Obsessed with lifting.
39. Randy: Theatre major. Not gay!
40. Joel: Seems like a nice guy. Actually a major dick.
41. Carter: King of hazing.
42. Bert: ….
43. Trent: Super hot and super racist.
44. Timothy: The sweet guy who misses high school.
45. Ryan: Literally never smiles. Major resting bitch face.
46. Derek: Never shuts up about his Rolex.
47. Hunter: Amateur porn star.
48. Aaron: Falls asleep before the party starts.
49. Levi: Has a horse figurine collection.
50. Aidan: Has an Instagram dedicated to Chipotle.
51. Andrew: Has no facial hair.
52. Dom: Kinky as hell.
53. Pete: Sexts creepy pick up lines to girls he JUST met.
54. Jack: Knows all the words to ‘Part Of Your World’ from The Little Mermaid.
55. Eli: Has no idea why he joined this fraternity.
56. Aidan: Takes his dates to Taco Bell.
57. Lincoln: Gets Botox once every three months.
58. Zach: Literally charms the pants off of girls one day at a time.
59. Bryson: Has an american flag bathing suit.
60. Steve: Lives off of Miller Lite.
61. Brian: Wear his fraternity gear every chance he has.
62. Chet: Honesty the worst.
63. Topher: Was bullied in middle school. Still has nightmares about it.
64. Ted: Has a thing for pumpkin picking.
65. Tuck: LOVES ‘Tuck Everlasting’.
66. Garrett: Low key the sweetest guy in the world.
67. Kory: Wishes Taylor Swift still had curly hair.
68. Taylor: Still tells knock knock jokes.
69. Wiles: In love with his cousin.
70. Jeff: Wears his golfing attire to class.
71. Xavier: Punches walls periodically.
72. Clint: Straightens and highlights his hair himself.
73. Billy: Addicted to ‘New Girl’.
74. Dick: Drinks ‘Folgers’ coffee.
75. Rich: Loves Toga parties a little too much. 
