Laura Jayne Martin
20 Pick-Up Lines For Gay Girls In The Style Of R. Kelly Lyrics
14. “I like girls like Indigo/I like you and you should know.”
How To Believe In Magic
This week, my guest is Jessica Mack, a gender rights advocate based in Thailand. She has done a lot of fascinating work all over the world, which we will not discuss.
25 Reasons My High School Is Better Than Yours
1. My high school wins all the sports games. Except for the ones that it loses to learn valuable life lessons, so it can also beat you at sportsmanship.
Check Out These “Orange is the New Black” Paper Dolls
Orange is the New Black is the new black.
Thoughts I Had The First Time I Fisted Someone
Stop thinking about kale. See, now that’s exactly what you don’t want to do. Once you tell yourself to stop thinking about something it is impossible NOT to think about it. Kale. Kale. Kale. OMG!! Stop!
25 Suggestions For The New Orange
24. A certain unit of geographical subdivision of a certain West Coast state that contains several married women with an incredibly loose definition of the word “reality.”
How To Eat Fruit: 10 Questions About SkyFruits
Probably the first time I truly failed my parents was when I bought pre-sliced watermelon from Whole Foods. Who the hell did I think I was? It still haunts me.
Birds, I Hate You: A Formal Complaint
We’ve now arrived at my chief complaint: the noise you create. What could you possibly be doing that requires you to be this loud outside my East Village apartment?
I Don’t Want to Fall In Love
The running time of a movie is ninety minutes for a reason. It isn’t real.
Women Are Difficult
I guess it’s sexist to think only men can be sexist, just like it’s stupid to think only women can be stupid. Everyone is stupid, especially when it comes to love.
What Your Favorite Seltzer Flavor Says About You
POMEGRANATE: You are an avid consumer of Grecian yogurt. You practice Santeria.
“How To Be A Businesswoman”
“As women, how much PinkBerry have you eaten today and how much obsessing over the calorie count have you done?”