Laura Jayne Martin

How To Believe In Magic

This week, my guest is Jessica Mack, a gender rights advocate based in Thailand. She has done a lot of fascinating work all over the world, which we will not discuss.

Thoughts I Had The First Time I Fisted Someone

Stop thinking about kale. See, now that’s exactly what you don’t want to do.  Once you tell yourself to stop thinking about something it is impossible NOT to think about it. Kale. Kale. Kale. OMG!! Stop!

25 Suggestions For The New Orange

24. A certain unit of geographical subdivision of a certain West Coast state that contains several married women with an incredibly loose definition of the word “reality.”

Birds, I Hate You: A Formal Complaint

We’ve now arrived at my chief complaint: the noise you create. What could you possibly be doing that requires you to be this loud outside my East Village apartment?

Women Are Difficult

I guess it’s sexist to think only men can be sexist, just like it’s stupid to think only women can be stupid. Everyone is stupid, especially when it comes to love.