Laura Jayne Martin

10 Songs From The Most Awkward Playlist Ever

Something weird is going to happen. My recently single, reliably wonderful friend named “Mansion” is going on a road trip with a (very) old boyfriend. Okay, so her name’s not really “Mansion.” But so what if it was?

What Women Want In A Woman

Oh, I’m sorry. Did you come here looking for advice?  Perhaps you saw the title of this post and thought you might learn a little something about what women (yes, every single one) want in a woman.

How To Be Up In The Air

“Here’s your B-12,” my doctor said as he plunged a syringe into my left shoulder.  I like my doctor. But that’s a story for another time. This is about Tuesday when I’m pretty sure I got high on B-12.

15 Lesser-Known Drugs

1. Liz Lemon – This drug is kind of like Molly, but instead of dancing wildly, you zanily eat cheese in bathtubs and hope someone finds it endearing. 2.

Don’t Call Me, Maybe

Don’t call me. Don’t call me on your way home. Don’t call me because you’re bored or you’re waiting for someone else. Don’t call me to ask if we can just talk.

I’ve Been Thinking About Giving Up

I’ve been thinking about giving up.  Not in the complete sense of the term. I’ve been thinking about giving up in a smaller way—in a way that recognizes certain things are not working.

An Open Letter Regarding A Closed Letter

Ladies and Gentlemen, my apologies, but the letter is closed. Despite generations of flawless idea exchanges via open letters, you know, ones that always produce the desired result, this letter is closed.